DON

SuperNewk

agreed, its amazing how the culture Bezos cultivated is still going. I get how some employees hate the customer first approach, but those are the type of people you DON'T want at the company lol

CriticallyThougt

Again, if anyone from Boeing is reading this I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE POSTING NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT YOUR COMPANY. HELL, I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO READ I ONLY BUY CALLS AND SHARES NEVER HAVE I EVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT BUYING PUTS. DOOR FLIES OFF PLANE IN MIDAIR? PFFT BUYING OPPORTUNITY. LONG LIVE BOEING! ^^^^please ^^^^don’t ^^^^kill ^^^^me.

slothsareok

It's amazing how people totally miss that point with the US dollar but then something like bitcoin comes around and they're like "OMG I DON'T GET IT, IT'S NOT REAL!!" And I'm like dude none of it is real just fiat currency is a concept that was there before you were born so it's easier to just accept!!!!

slimb0

“THAT MEANS YOU DON’T TALK” The Insider (1999)

FoulmouthedGiftHorse

Any lending is money printing. Even if a loan shark loans you $100. Why? Because you can take that $100 today and spend it on whatever you want without contributing anything to production. But, the loan shark still has an asset called "I'll break your fucking legs if you don't pay me my goddamned $100". So, when you get the loan, you've effectively increased the money supply (or asset supply) by $100 today. Sometime in the future when you pay it back, you effectively decreased the money supply by the same amount. Or, and here's the fun part, you DON'T pay it back and the money supply instantly crashes, the loan shark doesn't get paid back, and you get to ride in a wheelchair for the next six months.

androidMeAway

I don't want to give bad advice, as I don't think DCA is the answer here, however the math above isn't quite right. You need 150% gain if you DON'T DCA. If you do, you need roughly 72% to break even, depending on the buy price and amount invested. This is still not a rosy outlook. Rough breakdown Current price $9 Initial investment $7300, current value 330x9 = 2970 Unrealized loss = 7300 - 2970 = 4330 If you invest in another 330 shares @ $9 a share, your total money invested is now 10270. Your actual value in stock is 660 x 9 = 5940 So you need 10270 / 5940 = 1.728 or 72.8% to break even Again, likely not a good idea to double down this much, but I'm also saying this as someone who knows absolutely nothing about FSLY as a business.

StolenShoelace

DON'T SQUEEZE THE APPLE IF YOU CAN'T DRINK THE JUICE. My 916 shares are so happy right now!

nostaticzone

I feel like this might be a good time to bring up Roko’s Basilisk DON’T BRING UP ROKO’S BASILISK!

CriticallyThougt

Hey, if anyone from Boeing is reading this: I HAVE NO CONNECTIONS TO ANYONE MAKING NEGATIVE MEMES ABOUT YOU GUYS I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY THEY’RE DOING IT. ACTUALLY, I CANT EVEN READ. I ONLY BUY CALLS AND SHARES OF BOEING. LONG LIVE BOEING! ^^^please ^^^dont ^^^kill ^^^me

Z-Mobile

I thought Bernie Madoff said the rich people were the ones you DON’T screw over and you’ll be fine, as the poors conversely don’t have resources to go after you. That might’ve just been mob era thinking though idk

Iggins01

My esspresso machine paid for itself in less than a month with the amount of money I saved by making my own latte instead of going to startbucks. AND I DON'T HABE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE

Narutobi_Sensei

fuck you bitch. i was born with without shit, i had to earn it. WHAT WOULD OYU KNOW ABOUT THE STRUGGLE HUH?!??! Easy to look down on a desperate peasant from your ivory tower, YOU DON'T KONW WHAT IVE BEEN THROUGH

Ding-Dongon

It must be strategically placed, not randomly or where your gut tells you. Trust me, you DON'T want to be holding those (leveraged) bags 

ScheduleSame258

It's perfectly positioned for my 180/185 calendar call spread. DON'T TOUCH IT.

DrRoxo420

DON’T SELL! I hope you didn’t go through all this just break even!

maxpowers156

People on this sub need to learn, DON'T BET AGAINST ELON!! LOL!!

ISeeYourBeaver

Yuuup, this is *actually* how inflation gets tamed: people stop buying shit and then the people selling it no longer have an incentive to keep raising prices - they are *going* to keep raising prices as long as you keep paying those prices and that's the end of it. The only way inflation slows down further is if demand slows down further, i.e. QUIT BUYING SHIT YOU DON'T NEED.

Dream-404

I have used IBKR in the past, and currently use TastyTrade. I have no complaints about either. IBKR's desktop platform may seem a bit overwhelming given the sheer volume of features, and a less than intuitive design. But when you get acquainted with how it all works, the sheer level of customization is incredible. I don't particularly like TasyTrade's software, or web app, but I literally only log in to place trades then log out. So it's not really an issue since I use external resources for my own research & analysis anyway. Whatever you decide, DON'T use a British or EU broker. Spread Betting on Options is nothing like the real thing. For the few that actually have REAL Options trading: -They rob you on transaction fees. -They can't calculate buying power properly, as their software doesn't understand the dynamics of Spreads (Any Short Options are treated as if they are Naked, no matter what). -(Regarding Spread Betting at least) The Bids are higher than the actual market, the Asks lower.

No_Communication8613

I upvoted. Please give a realistic price forecast for the next week. Right now, it's sitting at 0.28. I think it's possible it can hit .45 this week. This stock has fallen straight to the bottom and it finally bounced last week. My only concern is that there will be a massive sell off once it hits .45 again, and this stock will tank even further. There is no way holders are not looking for exit liquidity. Will this go up? Yeah, I actually think it more than double this week if people hold. I just DON'T see people holding after months of losses. What price do you think it will hit this week? What price will you sell at?

Miss-6am

It's really easy in it end. There are two sides too each trade .... the winner or the loser. DON'T BE THE LOSER! https://preview.redd.it/ofdk8w55v4xc1.jpeg?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be47be6b86fbed4705adb40136a289978831c6b6

DarkRooster33

Seriously, people here are now trusting ''bankeronwheels'' which is trying to peddle their own business. How low can this sub fall. Even the graph at #1 is weird, SPY is not the entire USA market, its 500 largest companies. What does he also mean by rest of the world, how does one invest in the entire rest of the world with more than 300 mil companies in there or even entire USA market, its really all more confusing information than actual answers? He also fails to mention that global etfs have a chance of having 60% of it in USA alone. He doesn't cite anything there. Actually many of his citations later on are locked behind sites own premium. ''**Value investing is not very glamorous. But the entry point is cheap. Remember that you can either have high prices or high future returns, not both. The price you pay matters.** '' Really, value investing? Nobody is going to save you when that ultra valuable purchase stock you purchased will never rise. Issue is the value investors would been better saving all their lives looking for value plays and dumping their entire net worth into Apple stock. Big tech companies do offer high price and high future returns. Then it even puts some fearmongering * ''Parts of America are left behind like the comet’s dust. An impossible catch-up game as inequalities are growing. * Internal conflicts are rising. Whether measured by protests or political drifts. * Healthcare is inefficient. Lack of social safety net makes scandals that kill hundreds of thousands of people and leave millions addicted, possible.'' You could made the same arguments past 50 years, 70s were freaking insane with its political turmoil, CIA flooding the entire country with drugs that devastated countless people and healthcare leaving people behind. AIDS was such a huge disaster people to this day think its an actual death sentence while its barely an issue for 1 pill a day. ''#6 DON'T FORGET ABOUT EMERGING ASIA'' How are Chinese stocks doing these days? Hahah. While one doesn't forget about emerging Asia, one also would want to look into their entire history, their mentality and how those countries operate today. One can't legally buy a share of Chinese companies here, that is a big red flag. South Korea is country more than 70% of people report as living in hell, not surprising when its a deeply corrupt country enacting capitalist dystopia which is controlled by few huge companies, one will also need days to understand Japans culture, stagnation and their fiscal policies. Nobody should invest in there because of throwaway comments. We all known the running joke on how much people idolize Asia to later find out its absolute hell hole. On contrary many demonized countries there to this day can turn out to be absolutely magnificent. # ''#7 DARE TO 'DISAGREE' WITH BUFFETT AND BOGLE'' # '' BUT HELP OUR SHADY SITE WITH * *📞 Setting Up A Coaching Session* * ☕ *Treating Us To A Coffee* * 🐶 P*urchasing Our Official Merchandise* * *❤️ Exploring Other Ways To Support Our Growth, Both Financially And Non-Financially.''* Next article gets even funnier, don't invest in S&P 500 ETF, invest in one of these synthetic ETFs instead.

Master-Concept-5260

Don't confuse market momentum with your brain power. Don't fomo. When everyone is fat, dumb and happy: SELL ! DON'T use options.

rustik23

DON’T join r/wallstreetbets

Unusual_Trouble8779

Yeah, even $30 an hr isn't even enough for much.... Like what do we all pick a stock go in on it Monday and then claim except on our taxes then file for bankruptcy all at once? To "win". Like work feels so pointless to go to other than everyone saying that they hate it there. We can't do anything because it's "illegal" but stocks can shoot up or down at open, lunch, and close TKO went from $95 then at 10pm to $100 all night till 2ish to 4ish back down to $95ish... Oop can't buy the dip and sell the high because of restrictions. The WW3 thing was so people would keep thinking the market will go down so they turned off the 24hr market so no one could sell it all and they couldn't keep up because too many of us were selling at once. We all sell at once and they go broke so they stop it because everyone was selling that day (Enough time to pass so most of the orders can't be excluded for the next day). THEY DON'T HAVE ALL THE MONEY THEY SAY THEY HAVE, THEY CAN JUST CONTROL IT SO THEY GET THE MOST OF WHAT IS THERE, PAY THEMSELVES THE WINNINGS AND KEEPING THE STOCK AROUND WHAT IT IS AND PUTTING A PERCENTAGE TO KEEP THEM RICH AND USING THE DIPS TO MAKE MORE MONEY FOR THERE GAIN. When it's low they get paid when it's high they get paid. I'm going to eat my ice chips behind the Wendy's dumpster and pretend it's a baconator now. Best of luck you mother fucken, tittie sucken, cum guzzelin, anal beadin, fartin is like shittin without the messin, FULL GREEN TO RED COCKIN, diamond handin, 100%in FULL REGARDS!!! ❤️🖕❤️🖕❤️🖕❤️🖕❤️

aManPerson

options can be done in a several different ways, depending on well you can understand them. as i understood more, i got more comfortable with the different ways of thinking about them. i seriously didn't trade anything with them for like 2+ years, as i just kept reading posts, what other people were talking about, until enough clicked. even then my first trades were "deep ITM spy options". which cost $25,000 for one of them. i will roughly divide them up as: - level 1, buying single calls or puts. you do this because you are "really sure the stock is gonna move this way. so you just spend less money, and buy the option instead". to be good at this, you just need to be good at picking which way the stock goes anyways. - level 2, selling single calls or puts. same as level 1, but you want to be aiming in the other direction. you sell a call when you DON'T think it's going up. again, you want to be MILDLY correct about which direction stock will go - level 3, buying/selling combos of calls and puts. just click on the "build" tab near the top and look at all of those things https://optionstrat.com/ . there is a whole poker deck combo of things you can slide around and use. you don't need to know most of them. you can end up only getting comfortable with 2 or 3, and make money in the long run. you just need to know when to be using them. understand when they are fine/when they are stupid to be using. don't rush into things. you can always loose money. there are tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of people already trading in the market. watching for new idiots to put things out there. for the new idiots mistake to be noticed and for his money to be taken. seriously. if you've ever been to vegas, it's like the entire world sitting at the same black jack table. we all get to use computers, and the entire world can see your bets. you can make money on basic option plays. just don't do really dumb ones.

ripcord51

I DON'T KNOW 

sonofalando

# BABY DON’T HURT ME 

derprondo

Could you elaborate on that, please? Just saying “wrong” isn’t going to help me or others know why I’m wrong. I haven’t read the entire article but here’s my source: https://www.who.int/emergencies/disease-outbreak-news/item/2024-DON512

GuyfromMarylandHere

AYYO DONNY, I TOOK A DUMP INTO AN ICE CREAM CONE AND SMEARED IT ON THE WALL. HOW'S YOU LIKE THEM APPLES LITTLE DON???? For real though, it's a big game, a joke, not real. Inverse WSB and inverse Kramer, you're good.

fightoraccept

Just when you think it's safe to go outside, the bears are trying to CLAP MY CHEEKS. I DON'T WANT MY CHEEKS CLAPPED

xDaze

META jumped 1% after closing, DON'T GET MY HOPE UP YOU BASTARDS 

LUNA_underUrsaMajor

DON'T, make fake 401k documents and just tell them all this money is niw in a 401k and you wont be able to access it for decades. Theyll stop asking you

jsmith108

Dude....it's the reverse merger with Triller...it's like...blatantly obvious to anyone who goes long the symbol why they are doing it. It's like asking what Apple does. And if there are people who DON'T know and are buying in, they are the ones who are true idiots who lose money.

beyerch

Not sure it will dump tomorrow, but it most likely will. Feels like exit liquidity/bulltard trap. Good reason why you DON'T buy weeklies, though.

lavanous

You are going to lose your mind if you try to make sense of the market. DON'T PLAY EARNINGS.

Asleep_Salad_3275

BERS DON’T LOOK AT QQQ AH

Powerful-Call5148

TSLA FULL PORT ............ ALL FUCKING IN LONG AND STRONG .............. PLEASE DON'T FUCK ME .............

And_Im_Allen

HEre is how it work... DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH OPTIONS!

ScottishTrader

It's a profit as you give up any chance for anything above $300 when selling the CC. If you know the stock will rise to $400 then DON'T limit yourself by selling a call! A note is that CCs should be sold on stocks that stay in a range or rise slowly as they are not best used for highly volatile stocks you think might rocket up. You might "think" you are losing money, but in reality, no money is lost except the opportunity you had to gain more if you didn't sell a CC to begin with.

STONKvsTITS

DON'T END IT! Are you convinced now?

Kafanska

Here's how to play: DON'T. You clearly have no idea about it, and you have no understanding that most people (as in 99% of this sub) loses money there. For each one who brags about turning 1k to 20k in a week, there's a hundred regards who lost it all but didn't post as it's not so fun.

Chart-trader

Hang in there. Just don't invest everything in tech. Diversify! Buy S&P 500 ETFs and invest every month. Don't listen to Wallstreet bets and DON'T buy options. Also have an emergency fund that covers 6 months and don''t invest money you need in 5 years. You will be fine

wallstchicken

What the cluck?! DON’T EAT CHOCOLATE!! Store it, save it, and sell it in 12 months! Literally is edible gold these days!

cutiesarustimes2

FED'S GOOLSBEE: ASKED ABOUT A POSSIBLE RATE HIKE IF NEEDED, SAYS 'DON'T THINK ANYTHING IS NOT ON THE TABLE' That's the sounds of a defeated man

TheRealDrNeanderthal

Hahahahah….”DON’T”. Blahahahahahhan

aManPerson

for options, you can buy or sell them. in this example, you are only asking about buying. for all option types, there is the "strike price", and the premium. think of the "strike price" as the "target price" for the "option contract to become valid". for options, there are CALL and PUT options. from above, you said "CALL option, at $150 strike price, premium $1.23". 99% of the time, an option will represent 100 shares of the stock. the strike price will always be just that number listed, $150. but the premium listed, will always be times 100, because 100 shares is the default amount of shares nearly all option contracts are made with. ok, CALL option, at $150 for $1.23. for the 100 shares, this will cost you $123 to buy this option contract. you didn't mention the expiration date. after the expiration date, this will let you buy 100 shares, at $150 each, at market close. if the stock is less than $150, you wouldn't do that. if the stock is more than $150, congrats, you will have made money. > Max Cost $1.23 x 100 multiplier x 10 contracts $0.03 regulatory fees per contract wait, you had TEN, 10, option contracts selected? that would be 1000 shares then. if the stock finished above $150, it would try to exercise and your account would try to buy 10 x 100 shares x $150 = $150,000 worth of TSM stock. I DON'T THINK YOU ARE TRYING TO DO THAT. ALTERNATIVELY, if you bought the call, you can re-sell it before it expires. you are buying it right now for $1.23 for 1 option. but lets say the stock goes to $170. the CALL option would then increase in value a lot. it might go up to something like $30, for just the value of the call option. you could then turn back around, and sell it, before it expires. you'd sell just the call option back and make $(30 -1.23) x 100 = $2877 in profit its not a guarantee it sells though. you can put a sell order in, and then someone out there has to agree to buy it.

_icode

>Historically averages over the last 30 years show that tomorrow, April 17th, $SPY has been 🟢+0.21% PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME RELIVE TODAY

lamephoto

I want to get off MR DON'S WILD RIDE

Deesco5

SPY wanted to go up to retaliate against ber Joe called and said “DON’T”

MigratingSwallow

I was thinking of buying like a hundred shares, since the premiums are so stupid. My fear is that they actually DON'T have a subscriber increase (which I doubt) and it tanks losing me a cute little $5000 or something in a few minutes.

OddToba

JPOW, blink twice if you're being held hostage by a bucket of maple syrup over your head! YOU CAN SAY RATE HIKE, YOU CAN SAY RATE HIKE, DON'T LET THE CANOOKS CREAM YOU!

League_Exact

DO NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT TSM, CLOSE YOUR APPS AND DON’T LOOK AT IT, DON’T JINX MY LIFE SAVINGS REGARDS

Professional-Age8029

I got one thing to say #DON'T

Heineken_500ml

You should tell HR this "I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M NOT BRICK HARD RIGHT NOW"

jbreeze42

First of all, watch how you talk to adults. You’re a child. Second, if you don’t care what people think, don’t post on a public forum and ask for help. Your grandma spent her whole life investing that money. You have no idea of the sacrifices that were made to get to that point. You didn’t earn that money so you cannot understand. You’re just a young dumb kid. DON’T SCREW UP YOUR GRANDMAS LEGACY!

StandardAd239

Over time the S&P will only go up. You're super young, DON'T TOUCH THAT MONEY for at least 20 years. The market is simply correcting. The other day I invested in a few companies I've been eyeing for awhile. I'm already at a (minimal) loss but I plan on holding them for at least 5 years - with their purpose being me keeping my money in S&P for as long as humanly possible - therefore my loss isn't phasing me at all.

SpyCWeiner

Bears: You know you can't win. Bulls: I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN.

eat-clams

NEW AI MISSILE UNVEILED BY RAYTHEON  $NVDA TO 1000 RAYTHEON TO 350 $SPY TO 569 AND IRAN KAPUT FEDERAL RESERVE GO BRRR GEN Z CUCKED SUCKED AND FUCKED AND YOUR BOOMER GRANDPARENTS PAYING FOR YOUR WIFE’S ONLYFANS  ATH AT OPEN ON MONDAY I DON’T MAKE THE RULES J POW ALSO ANNOUNCES SEX CHANGE FINRA PDT GAY CASH ACCOUNT GAYER I CAN’T AFFORD TO LIVE GAINERS ARE COOL

mrcompositorman

What advice can we give since you already bought them? You own them. Look at the Greeks or at simulated returns and figure out when your options are most likely to be the most lucrative, and sell them then. But biggest piece of advice - NEVER BUY OPTIONS YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. Every single buy you should have a very clear goal and an exit strategy. What you’re doing is how you lose thousands of dollars.

Professional-Age8029

Biden: Don't Iran: Stop Biden: Don't Iran : Stop Don't Stop DON'T. STOP #DON'T #STOP stop

Ding-Dongon

DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOME OPEN AT 3 AM CHALLENGE 😱 [ Ronald McDonald came on my face 😵💦🍆 ] (gone sexual 🍆🍆) [gone emotional 🥵] {got smeared with clown shit 😋🤡💩}

PsychologyBusy3961

In their last earnings call in January, INTC's forecast was shit. They predicted shitty, tepid earnings. They told you: "DON'T BUY OUR STOCK". The stock fell because of it. Why did you ignore this warning?

Aggressive_Bit_91

DON’T 

taikotaki

“DON’T” -Joe Biden, April 12 2024

Deesco5

Male porn stars that DON’T moan or make any noise whatsoever can go to hell  How am I supposed to know if that 🅱️ussy good or not

istheremore

Bald Guy: Da-da-dat-that happened, it's how the FED is communicating such that the market prices in that... Glasses guy: WHO CARES!!!! THE FED IS GUESS WORK. IT'S FODDER FOR THOSE THAT DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MARKET MOVEMENT. Translation: Bald Guy: Acording to my calculations, it's HOW the great oracle has spoken that determines if we will plant wheat on soltice or sacfrice another virgin to apease the bank god Glasses: WHO CARES!!! FUCK YOU YOU MORON!!!!

Long-Story2017

Retire by 30 and have it be "safe". Not gonna happen. Now by say 45, just toss it i to a growth ETF, or a high div paying etf. They have ranges of 5-55% yoy returns in divs. Find ya a nice 10-35% returning investment, turn on your automatic reinvestment and DON'T FUCKIN TOUCH IT.

itskellyd

I bought my SPY puts about 15 minutes before the market closed and almost immediately it shot way the fuck up. Already down 45% but as they say, SCARED MONEY DON’T MAKE MONEY

Democrazy_

TSM tomorrow: HOLY SHIT WE IN THE MONEY NOW, WE'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH FUCKING CASH WE LITERALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT 🤑🤑 Stock down -2%.

DeeDee_Z

Trying to go **from** Fidelity **to** Schwab, right? Make sure you DON'T hold "Fidelity Zero" funds, or anything that's "Class K" shares of a fund; those can ONLY be held in a Fidelity account and can't be transferred out. SO, whatcha gotta do is swap them for transferrable funds. Convert the Class K shares to Class A shares **of the same fund**; no problem. Swap the "Zero" funds for their public equivalents. Etc... Oh, and how are you attempting the transfer: "push" from Fid, or "pull" to Schwab? Good rule of thumb is **always** submit your transfer request / ppw to the **receiving** firm, and have them "pull" the shares -- AFTER you've verified that they're transferable, of course.

PeteyMcPetey

>Do MAGA people know how to use computers?? YES, THEY DO. THEY JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN THE CAPSLOCK OFF

SocialSuicideSquad

I think it's literally just the USA and a handful of nobodies that DON'T require ISO 26262. And I'm 26262 certified.

Skittlebearle

Do it. Let it out. DON'T FLUSH

320th-Century

DON’T LET BOWMAN GET A HOLD OF THAT MIC! https://preview.redd.it/ovjy8cusmosc1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f8a191a122222ecaef6f528b79a423918aed6ac

Shapes_in_Clouds

You're learning the same lesson many of us learned over the last 15-20 years. Tech is all that matters. If any tech stock is down, you buy. If it's down big, buy more. Be overweight in tech. Hell, don't even buy anything but tech. 'Diversification' is boomer shit that will do nothing for you in today's market. Whenever I hear someone talk about their portfolio and sector weights, I just roll my eyes. Oh, industrials? DON'T tell me more. If you did nothing but buy Apple, Google, and Amazon for the last 20 years, you'd outperform everything. Sorry for the rant, I hate my former investment advisors.

marcoolus

Friendly reminder to take some profits on days like today (if you can), and DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP WITH FOMO! There have always been opportunities to buy back. Patience is tough. Cheers!

CUTON1C

If you have some 0 DTE OTM options right now, if this keeps trading sideways you're going to lose money, if it goes the opposite way you're going to lose money. You can always get back in when you get confirmation. DON'T GET THETA FUKED! $QQQ $NVDA $MSFT $AMD

Financial_Winter_497

thanks DON!

schweinekuchen_

https://preview.redd.it/pcn2x7lfuirc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e31f04f8e3b4616238cda72d8d60de317156fa5b DON‘T 

But_for_a_velleity

I think a better way to say this is: “you should only buy deep OTM when you really know WTF you are doing!” (Or are a degen gambler 😜) They work the exact same way, but the extrinsic factors have a LOT more effect. Now, you are getting deep into Greeks etc., and can end up well and truly screwed. If you DO know what you’re doing, and it is appropriate to your scenario, multiples of deep OTM strikes can give you fabulously cheap delta and allow you to better exploit IV. But if you are the target audience of this thread, DON’T DO IT.

Defiant-Apple-5486

Market closed on a day I DON'T have to work is more terrible

Matthiey

I would rather start thinking that these senile old men KNOW AND DON'T CARE.

Enkaybee

You're an idiot if you DON'T! It's clearly a means for foreign entities to fund his campaign, but Donny has a 6 month lockout, so if you sell at 5 months, you get to eat his lunch. I say again, you are an absolute moron if you don't buy this.

SensitivePressure321

i’m fixing to take a test PLEASE DON’T DUMP $DJT 

kk7766

So many morons trying to value $DJT based on earnings lmao. Protip: VALUATIONS DON'T MATTER, IF YOU TRY AND BUY SOMETHING BASED ON VALUE YOU'RE AN IDIOT. You would have shorted $TLRY based on "valuation" at $24 and then it ran to $240. You would have shorted Gamecock at $20 and then it ran to $350. You would have shorted $PTON at $30 and then it ran to $200. And sure they eventually corrected but you would have already been blown out of the water and lost all your money way before it did.

kk7766

So many morons trying to value $DJT based on earnings lmao. Protip: VALUATIONS DON'T MATTER, IF YOU TRY AND BUY SOMETHING BASED ON VALUE YOU'RE AN IDIOT. You would have shorted $TLRY based on "valuation" at $24 and then it ran to $240. You would have shorted $GME at $20 and then it ran to $350. You would have shorted bitcoin at $5,000 and now it's $70,000. And sure some of those corrected but you would have already been blown out of the water and lost all your money before it does

MyNameSanjeet

#WE HAVE THE BEST STOCKS, DON’T WE FOLKS. GAINS THE LIKES OF WHICH VERY FEW OTHER STOCKS HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE. YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT, EVERYBODY KNOWS IT. BELIEVE ME. $DJT $RUM lfg

dulun18

>On the other side, nearly everyone recommends paying mortgage as late as possible and invest, because the expected gains from the market are greater than the mortgage rate. people who recommended others to pay off the mortgage as late as possible and invest assume the people reading the comment knew how to invest.. MOST DON'T. it's horrible advice imo i just read about a post in fidelity subreddit about buying options.. but when asked.. the poster had no idea what they are...

Syab_of_Caltrops

 I DON'T TRADE FUTURES FOR A REASON!

onomatopoetix

bruce lee: don't think. **FEEEEEEL**. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon 🌙🚀🚀 DON'T concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.

Busy_Leading_3876

Makes you wonder if someone knows something WE ALL DON'T!!!

AlphaDag13

A meth head told me to buy BTC at $10. That's the last time I DON'T listen to a meth head.

makshelah

1 more rule, when you make 1 bad trade and panic, DON’T MAKE ANOTHER TRADE IMMEDIATELY. Either close the first and realize the loss quickly or just hold. If my first play judgment was wrong, there’s something about the market/stock that I’m missing at that point 95% chance my judgement on the “savior” play will also be wrong.

boartide95

You DON’T exercise your calls. You just sell to close.

OkText00

"Buy the top!" DON'T MIND IF I DO!

Stock_Atmosphere_114

You're 23. You'll see at least two to three gut-wrenching declines to your portfolio before you'll retire. Just accept that as fact and DCA whenever you have the cash. Just remember "DON'T PANIC," and you'll be alright

Rugpull_Generator

Bears "first move is fake, buying more puts" YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT.

ooooDave

Here’s a tip that will help you tremendously… DON’T TRADE STRATEGIES YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

LowLifeCryptoGuy

So you're saying DON'T get Google???

nsayerz

WHEN DOES LEATHER JACKET MAN SAY DEMAND IS SO HIGH WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW WE WILL KEEP UP?