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Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 29 - Feb 04 2024
How did you know that TSLA was priced for a 50% CAGR?
Buying TSLA calls during the dump, I thought we were in a bull market, no?
It's time for Inverse Cramer and buy TSLA
TSLA down, lots of people in puts popping Champagne - LVMH moon!
Question for people who profited from both TSLA and NVDA ?
What do y’all think about using ChatGPT for stock researching?
Call me dumb but doesn’t this chart pattern show that $TSLA is about to shoot to the moon?
Imagine your only narrative to boost your company is restricting all other competitors, $TSLA puts
Any else else see this? $TSLA was watching it during after hours and saw the spike!
First time, am I doing it right? TSLA 185 1/26 call. Roast me
who had TSLA puts and show us your bag
Puts vs Short shares with calls as a hedge
Spent the rest of my life savings betting on a TSLA drop. Didn't think it would happen so soon.
Starting the year off right $TSLA and $ZIM
TSLA: testing 192 support and lower support near 176
What is wrong with TSLA to many short sells? I know Ev Market is not that great but...
This is heading towards extreme oversold territory. How much more will it go 🤔
Are you putting a Stop Order on your $TSLA shares tomorrow?
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Retrace Inbound? 1-24-24 SPY/ ES Futures, QQQ/ NQ Futures, 10YR Yield, and DXY/ US Dollar Daily Market Analysis (Tesla Earnings)
Tesla Non-GAAP EPS of $0.71 misses by $0.03, revenue of $25.17B misses by $590M
Just buy SEMI/AI and ride the hype. The roller coaster will end soon but for now it’s green day’s ahead.
Why I'm getting Tesla Puts, A Deep Dive into Earnings (A Must Read)
A Deep Dive into Tesla's Earnings (A Must Read)
Here's to $TSLA big miss on ER. Lotto for fun!
Anyone get frustration with themselves not buy more Magnificent 7 ?
Nice timing for anonymous TSLA leak - reuters
So, this is kinda why I think Netflix will beat
Options Questions Safe Haven Thread | Jan 22-28 2024
Just went full YOLO on TSLA - $208 per share with 2x Leverage 🚀🚀
A Lamborghini-Style EV: BYD Goes Upmarket to Outmaneuver Tesla
Congrats to the guy with TSLA 215 call options for today
It’s 2024, how are you guys planning on taking advantage the “AI Craze”?
Came here to find my dumpster for the week.
$527 to $73k in 2.5 months. The journey to $100k and beyond
Mentions
TSLA running out of juice, leg down imminent. 
TSLA just needed to kiss 180 support
TSLA looks a bit 🌈 guess we gonna see more 🩸 today
TSLA getting lost on the way to the moon, someone give it directions pls
TSLA about to driilllo into the core of the earth
Who’s next to go red? I’m thinking TSLA.
TSLA
Already got one for TSLA to 190…idk so much about that
Is there a reason why SPY, QQQ, TSLA and META doing basically the exact same thing? (My question might be stupid, but it's real)
These 0DTE NVDA options are the crack cocaine of derivatives. Reminds me of TSLA calls a few years ago
!banbet TSLA 200 5D
Damn AAPL, do me a solid and buy back a few TSLA shares while you’re at it.
I made 0% on $TSLA without buying or selling any.
TSLA 40 call contracts at 180 exp May 10 20 call contracts at 190 exp today 20 calls at 195 exp today 60 calls at 205 exp today 60 calls at 210 exp today 15 puts at 180 exp May 10.
This was Elon’s plan the whole time. Fire everyone at TSLA to get rate cuts, which he needs to save the car market. Or he’s just cheap as fk and high.
🌽 is going towards 70, spy should go 525 today. TSLA 220, NVDA 925.
I agree about GOOG, and mostly on AAPL although iPhone sales are steadily declining. TSLA is a tech company and a member of the magnificent 7, their earnings bombed, didn’t they? And they’re in for more pain. AMZN guided down, and so did META.
You have a point but if it’s about future profits, TSLA had horrific earnings, it showed their margins are shrinking, which shows where they’re headed. Saying they might do cheaper cars and popping 40% in a couple of days, is silly. They face more competition from China, I believe as a matter of principle their jump makes zero sense.
TSLA is a fuking joke,
People have been deluding themselves then. Even when everyone thought the demand for their product was there TSLA repeatedly missed production targets.
Having a market cap that is decorrelated from financial figures can make sense when you pretend to be an high-tech company with super growth perspective and fat margin. Now every of those arguments are gone, TSLA reached a turning point and no one can argue that this tendance could invert
People have been saying TSLA's fundamentals have never made sense for years now. Why are you now acting like this is news?
🫵 didn’t play TSLA genius ARDX and IBRX are gold mines and had nonexistent premium.
My $TSLA puts already in profit 🚀
I have puts on TSLA, I bought them yesterday. Hope your post won’t jink it
TSLA been consolidating all week. Wouldn’t be surprised if we gap fill back up to $195
As shareholder of both GOOG and AAPL its kinda worrying they're doing stock market party tricks to keep their share prices rising instead of putting that war chest into R&D like next level LLM AI or EV robot cars that doesn't kill you like TSLA.
i like elon cos he is extremely fertile. i won't be surprise to see musk as one of the most common last names in the next decades. but i don't like business takes ppl lives lightly. the camera based machine learning AI FSD total crap. e.g., i watched youtube a guy from TSLA convincing the guest that TSLA FSD is the best not waymo. he told himself camera based FSD is primitive approach to Lidar. Lidar is the thing for FSD. while praising TSLA he ran into accident TSLA car crossed center line twice wtf. machine learning data not a big deal competitors can catch up quickly. i am game.
Ima need the TSLA bears to come out of hibernation so we can start the next leg up 
been here since 2019 and i don’t think i’ve seen a group get eviscerated so suddenly/become absolutely silent in such a short time frame than TSLA bears this past week could not go 3 comments in the daily chat last week without seeing how TSLA is gonna drop 10-15% after earnings only to see 1 or 2 bearish posts regarding the stock in an entire chat’s life
do TSLA bears even exist anymore? like real question
Didn’t they beat today but then trade flat AH? That company is over valued as fuk. Not quite DJT levels, but nearly TSLA levels at least.
*BREAKING* Tesla shareholders voted on Wednesday to reinstate Elon Musk’s $56 billion pay package. Elon boutta pump TSLA stock to the moon 
I feel like puts for TSLA are going to pop off, I just have no idea when that will be. People keep giving that idiot a get out of jail free card, but it can't last forever.
Good earnings season overall for everyone who literally just inversed WSB sentiment and had TSM puts, TSLA calls, META puts, or AAPL calls
My TSLA 170p 0DTE are fukt 🫢😭
I s2g when the market pumps, TSLA dumps and vice versa.
>Tesla is down 19 just from two days ago. Expect the same crash from Apple as they do the same....pop and drop WTF ??? TSLA is still up bigly (7%) after ER PUMP. If you are right, AAPL will drop to $190 from $200 LOL
During 12 weeks AAPL had revenue of $93 billion and profited $23 billion. They will earn $100 billion in 2024 ? Things are better for AAPL than any company on the Planet or in history of the Planet. The metrics commonly applied when considering a company with - eps are not useful for AAPL. iPhone sales 90% of last time can’t mean anything obvious like when a $700 million market cap, negative eps company has a 10% decline in revenue (I believe many people are treating AAPL like they would a small biotech) Sorry, talking heads on CNBC. AAPL is doing the best business. If it’s ever reasonable to bet on TSLA then certainly we should bet on AAPL. I trust their outlook guidance. Long and strong AAPL !
TSLA support ar $180 is too strong
All I know is I saw a boatload of 5/17 TSLA 160 put contracts go through today 🤷♂️
If you don’t think the market is fake look at TSLA and AMD chart today, they are identical.
TSLA launching FSD on mars tmrw. Tsla to 200 eod
If TSLA hits $200 tmmr I’ll donate 10% of my profits (~$15k) to St. Jude’s.
Not enough people replied, so let me try this again. *I WILL VENMO $100 TO EVERYONE WHO REPLIES TO THIS COMMENT IF TSLA HITS $200 TMMR.*
Time machine to last Friday…YOLO into TSLA on Monday and parlay those tendies to 🍏
Pretty sure META didn’t have stock buy backs and TSLA has been dumping all year
Professional money manager on Twitter covered his short on TSLA and AAPL after being very wrong. Also was shorting NVDA when it was at 600. How do people like this manage money for a living??? 
If TSLA hits $200 tomorrow I’ll venmo everyone who replies to this comment $50
How has it been almost 4 years since TSLA hit ATH 
Call Debit Spreads. They allow me to manage risk more efficiently, close the sold end of the leg when it drops, open up a new end of the leg when it spikes…if managed correctly, you can get your entire cost basis out of the trade and have a risk-free spread on the line. Basically I can trade within the position, while maintaining the long in the position. It worked really well for TSLA’s big jump recently.
Notified of my right to proxy vote on the TSLA bullshit. Voting hard against the ludicrous compensation award. The proxy vote is full of other piss-ass whiny crap, like, "A Tesla proposal to approve the redomestication of Tesla from Delaware to Texas by conversion" and election of brother Musk to the Board.
It’s that time of year again to shave your balls and buy TSLA calls
Calls on Boeing Straddle on TSLA It's been a good week time to take some risks.
I was balls deep into TSLA/SPY puts and made a little bag last 2 days. Then lost it all today on 0dte SPY puts like a clown. I was in green for a good 5min.
Mainly because of how much apparent underlying bullishness there is. The rest of the market outside of the mag 7 is just ready to soar on good economic news. But that could drive us straight into the speculative bubble that we're all so scared of right now, but not currently in. NVDA is a unicorn, like TSLA. And tbh the stonks price is justified But there are also some pretty strong forces driving up inflation too - a big one that people tend to overlook is the need for many different industries wages and salaries to catch up with the cost of housing and living. It's not looking like a drastic drop in housing will happen, so that leaves income as the remaining factor to change. This is tough too because the mere presence of more higher wages also will result in higher priced goods and more inflation. Ugh. We never got the economic shock from a recession that tends to keep the cost of goods low in the aftermath and as well as overall inflation. We also got to avoid high unemployment and the misery that causes so... At this point, we're sort of unknowingly strapped to a rocket with plenty of jet fuel, but the pilot has got one hand on the throttle and the other has an itchy finger over the eject button, and the Fed knows it
Yup. And my portfolio does fantastic without any exposure to BA, META, AMZN, or TSLA. No company is perfect, but when there’s a company blatantly killing people to protect its bottom line, that’s where I draw the line. It’s weird how I can be profitable without holding any Boeing, Tesla, Meta, Amazon! Plus, I have the benefit of not being a piece of shit!
This sub swore TSLA to $100 and DJT to $10 - I would definitely not listen to the morons who post predictions here.
Lobster are scary, nasty creatures. Not sure why they are worth so much. Much like DJT. TSLA 200
My brother in christ you should sell your SPY, QQQ, LMT, RTN, BP, MSFT, AMZN, GOOG, and META if you have problems with investing in companies with questionable ethics lol. TSLA uses the equivalent of slave labor to mine cobalt for their car batteries. AAPL used Foxconn as their iPhone manufacturers, which used suicide nets to catch workers that tried to throw themselves off buildings. META helped promote genocide in Myanmar because their algorithm spread messages of violence against the Rohingya people. I traded during 2020 and bought SPY when the market was selling off- does that make me complicit in the deaths of millions of people that died from COVID? I traded HE during the Hawaiian fires, does that put blood on my hands for the death of 100 Hawaiians? What about PCG's California fires during 2018? Or banks during 2008? Am I complicit in whoever committed suicide from the FTX crash because SBF decided to be the greatest fraudster in history and I happened to trade crypto during that time? I'm a trader, and I trade events that happen whether they are good or bad. That's reality. If you have a problem with it go invest in an ethical ETF and live guilt-free. The entire bedrock of capitalism is built on slave labor and cheap labor. There is no escaping it.
I sold everything except 50 TSLA 175P expires tomorrow because of Apple earning is due AH. I like TSLA but it doesn’t look good in short term. Hope tomorrow market will open red, one certainly can wish
Actually, a long QQQ/short AAPL pair has mostly worked great for the first 4 months of 2024 for a change of pace (most definitely didn't do it though). I did have a feeling that this was going to occur though. TSLA announced pretty bad earnings and popped in spite of it and in all honesty, it'd just be too convenient if that Apple double top sticks (I think TSLA is SOL, but I wouldn't be surprised if Apple managed to top that $199.62 record).
Jacked to the tits in TSLA puts. How screwed am I?
That expensive ass TSLA lesson taught me well.
Learned my lesson from TSLA last week selling my Apple calls at market open
the amount of data they have collected, their cloud business, their potential in AI, the fact that internet search and navigation has turned into a verb for this company. a quarterly revenue of $80B. 15% YoY revenue growth. Last quarter cloud revenue was $9.5B, youtube add revenue was $6B (have you heard of the youtube thing?), subscriptions were about $8B.....but sure kid "90%" of their revenue is just a search engine. If you want to keep your career as a fry cook at Wendy's trying to gamble on SOUN calls or TSLA puts or some shit, all the power to you, but don't pretend then you have a sliver of understanding about what investing is, or what one of the largest companies in the world does.
Just sell tomorrow and put it all in NVDA or TSLA if your heart can take it. Or maybe just enjoy the money you made, rinse and repeat 
They had to miss hard to go up see: TSLA
AAPL discontinuing the Apple car. Bullish AF for TSLA 
TSLA moon tomorrow 
TSLA got gift of FSD from the King
Weren’t the 🐻 saying the same things about TSLA that they are saying about AAPL? You have 10 mins to buy cheap $200 calls 🫡
Today marks the start of TSLA’s 150% run back to ATH 
Bro the lid being held on TSLA is hilarious
Recent moves / thoughts: - Yesterday completely sold out of CVS, added a little BTU as it dipped into the 21s (which is a bit silly). Dropped a big chunk into VTI/VXUS as usual. - Today added bit more HCC. For what it worth, I 'only' have about 5% of my total portfolio in coal (3 companies). I think the largest I ever had was maybe 7-8%? I'm actually pretty risk averse when it comes to concentrated positions in individual stocks. And how much I mention a stock on Reddit doesn't necessarily correlate well to how big my positions are... Granted if HCC becomes very cheap, I will sell out of some existing positions to move funds there. - Very strong day for small cap value - UI: anticipating one more bad earnings print and then I'm quite happy - TSLA forward P/E now up to 80 as earnings estimates come down... Earnings season sucks sometimes because it's so unpredictable. You can do all the DD you want but ultimately you have to just guess if a company is thriving or not. After the fact you can come up with all sorts of post-hoc rationalizations, but many of those reasonings applied in previous quarters too when the earnings were great. E.g., consumer is tapped out is something I have heard since early 2022... it's now mid 2024. So that excuse for some of the fast food companies didn't really work until recently (and still hasn't, e.g., for Chipotle). ## CVS Yesterday had sold completely out of CVS. The more I read about why the numbers are so bad, the more I think the company may just be uninvestible. The bull case about CVS is its non-retail segments (retail is and always will be a disaster long term--see WBA, RiteAid, et al). The 70B - 80B Medicare Advantage business was supposed to be a major cash cow in the future for the company. Instead, the medical benefits ratio is skyrocketing, from 85% to over 90%. (Meaning 90% of the revenue from premiums is going toward healthcare costs). The federal government's CMS (who sets the premium rates for these MA plans) pays CVS for administrating the plans, and is now refusing to raise rates. So the MA business is stuck being unprofitable (-3 to -4% margins) for the near future. Oak Street/Signify are likely still loss-producing. Don't care if the company has a near term bounce or if the CMS suddenly becomes extra generous or something. Right now, based on the data I have, this is a low quality company and I don't want my money sitting there. (The dividend payouts were pretty chunky though)
Made so much with TSLA over the last 2 weeks, going for nice Apple Lotto even tough it is stupid af. 
I have zero interest in playing AAPL. It's like TSLA, tainted stock. That shit will move on it's own accord no matter what earning show. It could go down on great news, moon on shit. Fucking cult stock and I don't want any part of it.
TSLA down 75% from ATH. This run up is going to be generational 
I bought a lot of NIO, XPEV, and LI in 2021. Sold it all today: up on LI, way way down on NIO and XPEV. Spread it across Brk.B, TSLA, MSFT etc Should I set something aside for getting back in on NIO?
I wish I can join in y’all’s euphoria stage but I have TSLA calls so just on the theta ride from hell
AMD calls are looking super enticing. Huge gap to fill at $158, way oversold, May 10 $150 calls were $14.50 on Tuesday, and are now $2.00 This is just reminding me a bit of TSLA before that huge correction up last week. But I would wait post APPL earnings before opening anything large
You see, the thing is, is they likely have a meh report tonight. I sort of suspect it won't matter though, but the way TSLA reacted may have corrupted me.
AAPL and TSLA calls boutta pay off AH
TSLA finally starting to pick up
Everyone already expects shit sales in China. I expect we see something similar to TSLA.