SHIT

jkbasak

IDK why people don't them as SHIT Coin. A money created out of thin air.

SlashRModFail

No thanks. It's full of idiots like yourself. Led by no other than that nobody shytoshi. SHIT-oshi

Odd-Helicopter2201

MAN FUCK ALL DIS SHIT, all OF IT ITS ALL A FUCKING LIE FABRICATED TO MAKE US FOLLOW A totalitaRIAN AGENDA.. THEY ARENT HIDDEN OR GONE LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN TELLING US. THEY ARE HERE AND MADE THE WORLD WHAT IT IS TODAY.!!!! k.t.

cs_zer0

Has anyone here took a look at the ETF outflows today ? HOLY SHIT

BrianS911

Battle for 60 k has begun,,, This is shitty but exciting all in the same....F it I'm not bearish but g damn they laying some shit down right now,Fn tra Fi sell off no ball mfers!!!! VICIOUS ASS SHIT LOOKS AS IF 60 HELD THAT FIRST REAL ATTEMPT!!!!

Successful-Peace-457

They are working on a quantom algorithmic block chain as well speak. The size of the already impossibly huge equations will extrapolate on a quantom level! I.E.. an insane number of simultaneously generated, exponentially more complex, equations will be infinitely branching of the block chain, In a unified "quantom entangled algorithm " only limited my the the technology at said time. (Meaning the "infinite multiplying of algorithmic layers" is only limited by the power of the most advanced quantom computer at that time. So the limiting factors would he number of cubits and at what temperature is achievable closes to 0 Kelvin. Along with exotic new materials being suspended in pace time for longer durations of time. Before they jump out of existence. And all that kinda magical quantom shit! Lol) I love physics. But I don't claim to understand it per say.. so that's just a rudimentary derelict Fram of reference. Sorry if I just completely shit the bed on that one. I invite the smarter people to correct me of that's the case. But to my knowledge. Even a quantom computer is limited by current technology. Thus , we will have a maximum amount of problem solving "speed" that speed, for example.. takes currently around 2 hours to work backwards through a block chain algorithmic sequence. Which would take the most powerful moder "regular" smart computer something in the ball park or 10 years running nonstop to arrive at the same answer. Tahts the power of quantom computing! That's the power of simultaneously running an incredible number of possible solutions. All at once. Which is archived by reading the super position of a particular or some shit... Super position is a mystical state of existence in which all possible outcomes exist at once . It's only upon being observed (once you look to read the position, it's in that instance that the "multivursal " 1s and zeros decide to be a one or a zero. ITF insain.and if you don't have a dev3nt understanding of quantom mechanics, then this will all sound like comple crazy talk. Let me just leave on this.... "ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU THEY UNDERSTAND EXACTY HOW A QUANTUM COMPUTER WORKS , IS 100% FULL OF SHIT. WE ARE ONLY PLAYONG WITH FRAGMENTS OF CUTTING EDGE DISCOVERIES. THAT WE DONT FULLY UNDERSTAND TO AS WHY THESE PHENOMENON TAKE PLACE.. WE JUST KNOW THAT WITH IMPUT X AND IMOUT Y UNDER EXTEREME PRECISION AND ENVIRONMENTAL CONTROL YOU WILL (SOMETIMES) CATCH A GLIMPSE OF THAT THAT WE DONT YEY UNDERSTAND HOW IT IS ,..BUT WE KNOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT SOME OF IT CAPABILITIES! it's akin to looking beyond the event horizon of a black hole .. we just can't do it . Not yet, at least. We know the black hole is there .. it shows its presence in its distortion and skew of other tangible matter. So we know it's there. We know it's unfathomably powerful! Be we don't know a gad damn thing about it. Other than were to dumb and frail to go much closer.. "Sorry for the rant at the end there. That's for those aristocratic pricks in the back. Just zip it! .....eh!.. zip!🤫 🤐 lol. But also please teach me what you think you know!🫡🤓 Ps...🖕the Grammer police! #zerofukz #suckanegg. Oh yeah !!...and ... #cryptofuckndidit!theyfixedthetopplerofcivilizationsasfarbackaswevecivilized. Perpetual monetary debase and collapse paradox is finally being solved!it's more than a revolution. It's a revelation! 🤯😯

ProgrammerPlus

Why are you even listening to Bitcoin podcasts? Are you trying to predict price movements? If so, let me tell you, NO ONE KNOWS SHIT. They just predict 3 ways (up, down, side ways) and one of it is out to happen obviously. Same with stock market but crypto predictions are even dumb.

Rocketsloth

Sensible my good man! Of course, THESE Bitcoin houligans and roustabouts have swindled you with their devilish schemes! Sell immediately and we shall move your hard earned money into a much mores promising venture: ShibPepeTrillCoin (SHIT) which is the REAL Billion-dollar crypto!

81zi

Dude is explaining in some other comments that he does not have a million and almost everything he posseses is in crypto. He is praising SOL and having said that SOL was one of the worst coins to have been left with when prices bottomed previous cycle. He's just stating some questions that are worthless up there because people were saying yes to all of those questions in previous cycle when Luna was performing well. And we all know what happened within one week. I have a friend who was mining ETH for 5 years and was putting everything into luna and stated many times how rich he is now. Just to be rekt and realized what mistake he did even though he "researched" and answered all above questions as yes. He was so pissed that he sold remaining few k$$$ to never come back. But he was as rich as OP is right now. Seing OP portfolio makes me wonder if he truly did a proper research because if he did, he wouldn't shill his coins here stating sell XY buy YX. He's just another guy lucky enough to multiply his crypto portfolio thinking he made it and is a big gun now. The one thing he is doing right is using BTC as exit liquidity but having said himself he did a research is bullshit imo. He may have done marketing based research but not based on the technology and what the coin provides. Holding BTC (decentralized and one of the most stable blockchains) and then to hold the most centralized (SOL) and unstable blockchain is saying that he is confused with his choices and do not understand the idea of crypto and blockchains. Thinking out loud but this is not something that someone literate in technologies would choose and claim as a superior of the rest. The most valuable thing SOL provides currently are false claims of TPS (the networks starts having issues if they reach certain treshold and is not near the one they claim), low fees and how easy it is to create a scam coin on it. The end product is congested network with 95% of scam waiting to rob people comming into crypto and not knowing much, but heard that $SHIT is a great coin. He can do whatever he wants but I've seen too many stories like this that it is just becomming so funny to me. Marketing based research is just...jumping trains and just asking to be rekt along the way. Like do you watch adds on youtube or do you have some adblocker installed? I dislike all marketing and everything it brings and don't buy anyting I see in ads. Therefore I don't mind if my preferred coins do not market properly because the best projects do not need marketing. Have you seen Ferrari ad on TV? No, because it doesn't need one and we all know what Ferrari is.

FinallyAFreeMind

Your original comment: > "You only get rekt if you got shaken out and sold at a loss." Which I responded: > "That's not true. You're taking a loan, and you must make payments on said loan. If shit goes sideways, you may need to sell to cover your debts." I never said don't take a loan for bitcoin. I never said don't take a loan for a house, or a car, or a business, or anything because shit can happen. I simply said it CAN happen. In all those cases, it CAN happen. People take a loan for bitcoin, lose their job, and can't pay back. Must sell something or declare bankruptcy. People take out a mortgage for their house, lose their job, and can't pay back. Must sell something or declare bankruptcy. People take out a loan for a car, lose their job, and can't pay back. Must sell something or declare bankruptcy. Hell yeah, I'm more than happy to take out a loan for something that pays a higher return. I do that plenty. But I weigh out my risks and I understand \*SHIT CAN HAPPEN\*. JFC - It's like talking to a wall. I'm out. Not responding to anything else if you're too dense to understand this, or your ego is too frail to just acknowledge a small adjustment to your original comment. Peace ✌️

Ar0war

You can't time it. Last bear market when it diped I didn't even thing on selling. If I sell for 40k and then it pumps to 45k I will buy back 1000% "what if it doesn't dip more?" Everything is soo obvious when you look it from the future. In the present moment it is not. So I just hodl. I am not a trader not even want to be. This is the reason why the guy who posted first the "hodl" and where the meme was born, here is a copy-paste from this post: " (1), Nestade (1), euhctcyn (1), chipi48 (1), Fitzy (1)  #1 I type d that tyitle twice because I knew it was wrong the first time.  Still wrong.  w/e.  GF's out at a lesbian bar, BTC crashing WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY.  It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER.  Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro.  Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what?  I'm not part of that group.  When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~!  Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT.  NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD.  I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU.  You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob.  The people inbetween hold.  In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell. so i've had some whiskey actually on the bottle it's spelled whisky w/e sue me (but only if it's payable in BTC)" Thank you GameKyuubi. You were on of the first to arrive the cithadel

Flashy_Tangelo9749

Another warning for those who see the negative votes from bots. Someone from HEGE owns 10% of the coins (probably a developer) and there are other wallets that appear to be developer bots buying and selling to keep the price stable. BE CAREFUL AND SELL THIS SHIT COIN NOW

fverdeja

The first time I heard about Bitcoin was in 2011 when a Youtuber I followed mentioned it as "the deep web's money" (DrossRotzank, the first Latin American ever to live off of Youtube), my first thought was "Interesting" because it was Open Source money and I'm a huge FOSS advocate. The thing is, I started mining it but I could do nothing with it, Bitcoin-qt took like 3 days to sync with my 2MB internet connection (The whole chain's size was 3 GB at the time), there wasn't much info about it online, and most of it was in English, a language I didn't speak at the time, so after seeing how long it took to sync, that address were not human readable, the only way to back the coins up was by storing the wallet.dat file in another disk and that it made my PC go incredibly hot, I said "FUCK, THIS SHIT DOESN'T WORK". I re-discovered later and now I save in Bitcoin, run a node, and I'm a huge advocate for the changes that are coming to Bitcoin such as covenants, and things like BitVM, Drivechains and Lightning.

cryptokid2140

GF's out at a lesbian bar, BTC crashing WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY.  It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER.  Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro.  Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what?  I'm not part of that group.  When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME\~!  Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT.  NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD.  I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU.  You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob.  The people inbetween hold.  In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell. so i've had some whiskey actually on the bottle it's spelled whisky w/e sue me (but only if it's payable in BTC)

Superb_Advisor7885

I told her once when I bought $400 worth. Now that that is worth $800, sure doesn't need to know SHIT

whitefoot

In 2013 I had just heard about Bitcoin when it hit the news that it reached $1k. I bought in and the market crashed shortly after. I also lost my holdings it the Cryptsy theft. I thought that was it, Bitcoin was dead. In 2017, to my surprise, Bitcoin came back on my radar as it surged into the thousands. I watched it climb and climb before I finally fomo'd in around $8k. I took out a 20k loan, bought a bunch of alts and did 5x on my portfolio. Then it started to crash in January 2018 and by the time I pulled out I walked away with about 60k. That year ended up being very rough for me financially and that 60k came in clutch. Oh, and I also thought Bitcoin was for real dead this time. In 2020 Bitcoin came up on my radar again, I bought a small amount in the summer and now wise to its habit or crashing hard I only dabbled a bit and then pulled out some small profits. In Feb of 2021 I came across a thread on reddit where someone discovered they had $8k worth of UNI from a Uniswap airdrop some months earlier. HOLY SHIT I THINK I QUALIFY FOR THIS. I checked my account and sure enough, a free $8k was sitting there waiting for me to claim. But this was now late in the market cycle and things began to crash shortly thereafter. Then up again but not higher than the previous high. Then I rode it all the way back down like a fool. Finally pulling out near the bottom when I needed money for a trip. And that's why I am not a millionaire.

moemonies1

Why dont u eat some DOG SHIT

Subject-Lunch4209

Of course they are, hence the word SHIT lol

MaliciousCock

When you make it make SURE NOT TO BUY SHIT FOR ANYONE

Prestigious_Long777

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! This might be huge.

DR2336

normally that would be a buy signal  but he said it on april 1st! SHIT that's practically opposite day 

BMB281

Only 4.99! No wait now 12.99! HOLY SHIT IT JUST HIT $29.99!!! Oh now it’s 2.99

Luuigi

you invest hours maybe days reading into interesting projects, calmly dca into some of them, see some okayish gains but then one day you decide to put some money into a cute dog coin that does nothing and now THAT SHIT IS AT 500% PLUS EVERYTHING ELSE LAGGING BEHIND WHAT THE FUCK BRE

Crypto_Grug

Binance made me do a video begging for my account to be reactivated once. Had to follow a script and everything like some fucking trained seal barking for attention. Took weeks to get it back. Instantly withdrew everything and never paid them a fucking penny again. Shit was humiliating. Begging like an asshole to have access to MY OWN SHIT. Fuck that KYC crap.

Visara57

Huge day for ETFs, 418M net positive HOLY SHIT

Visara57

According to Hodl15capital on twitter, net flows are positive today. A staggering 2.3 Billion so far !!! HOLY SHIT

Stinkpretzel

Fuck cryptic...PUMP THAT SHIT!

OutThaZoo

NO SHIT!! You barbarian I use stick for food face ass

loksfox

great, buy when macro is shit, when everything is SHIT, then sell when things are looking good and everybody loves crypto again

BallsDeepAndBroke

I woke up this morning only to find I’d prepared this very Reddit post reply in my sleep. YOU MY MAN ARE FULL OF SHIT Had no idea why I’d prepared it in my sleep but knew i must have done it for a reason. Waddaya know. Spooky 👻

mossyskeleton

That's $5k USD you've got there that might find better use deployed toward something less obscure... (i.e. literally anything else) just sayin. ninja edit: I was going to leave it at that. But let me just say: I just finished the process of selling my moons a few minutes ago, and it took me like 45 minutes to jump through all of the hoops. I've been doing crypto stuff for like 10 years now. It was a ridiculous process. If you think that moons are going to hold value against other shitcoins that are FAR EASIER to deal with (once again, literally anything else), then more power to you. But my advice is to SELL THAT SHIT while the price is good. Now. Then buy something better and hold that. It's free money.

TaxBill750

They have consistently changed their terms with zero days notice. Banks are required to give 30 days, but these guys consistently get away with making a change and then announcing it a few hours later. E.g. when whey decimated the earn product and the credit cards and the supercharger. They consistently post adverts claiming you can earn “up to 10% in the supercharger” when actually that is only a prize given to a small number of investors (99.99% of investors get 0.1%) They dropped the returns BEFORE the market crashed. That’s why CRO dropped from approx $0.50 to $0.15 back in 2021. The market crashed shortly afterwards - most crapto fans seem to get this mixed up. I’d say they are the definition of sketchy. BTW - OF COURSE I’M HERE FOR FREE SHIT. What’s your plan - keep investing forever with zero return, or worse, like the vast majority of investors in crapto before 2021 making a big loss?

Superluck381

I have the same experient with future, I check asset all the time but many times, when I close the trade, whatever Win or lose I lost my extra $40 - $80, for example, if the asset is said $1100 when I close, then recheck later I have only $1060 left, remember the closing fee is max $5-7. Thiis is fukiing scam system. 1 tiime I got profit at $1000, then when I check back still $500. They screw people day after day without anyone cacth them. These people will all get sick and die iin the fucking hell. PS: If they scam you in Future, they will scam you in everything you play. Isolate magin, copy trading.... They the fucking away from this BINANCE SHIT!!!

apex_editor

I decided to be a day trader today. Going to put something in and watch it 1000X in a day and cash out. I have work on screen one. Coinbase on screen 2. Phone playing YouTube videos. Also texting with a friend on same phone. Bought $200 of whatever just to test it out. Hours later, I see it go down a few cents. Then some more. And it's tanking big time. So I click Sell All, then Sell underneath the Buy/Sell/Convert window. Back to work and YT. 5 minutes later, I check CB again and realize I didn't sell my shitcoin. I sold all of my BTC. Over $10,000. I lose my mind. I can't think clearly. I say OMG OMG OMG. Can I cancel the sale? No. SHIT SHIT SHIT what have I done? My wife hears me freaking out and I tell her what I just did. She says, "Just buy it back." WHAT? I can't. "Yes you can. Buy it back." Then the haze clears from my brain and I feel like an idiot again. Buy it back and I end up losing $700. So, that was my one and only day as a day trader. What I thrill.....

NeverNotNoOne

So which shitcoins are you guys cashing out into? I think I just bought 111 000 tokens of something called SHIB - that's practically SHIT.

ImageJPEG

Bitcoin Cash still works wonderfully as a p2p cash system. And with CashTokens, it now can compete with EVMs but 1000x more efficiently. Oh, and then we have ABLA, which is the Adaptiv Blocksize Limit Algorithm, which will be implemented in May this year. Go download the Selene wallet and I'll send you some sats...or if you want a wallet that can do tokens, check out [https://cashonize.com](https://cashonize.com) and I'll send you some sats plus $SHIT Shitcoin.

castorfromtheva

EXODUS IS CLOSED SOURCE, DON'T USE THIS SHIT. Dunno how often this has to be shouted out again and again!

Tywinator

hOLY SHIT VANRY IS PARTNERSHIP WITH NVIDIA CHECK THEIR TWITTER X

tianavitoli

i want to see blackrock's SHIT shatter records with shitoric etf launch

deftdabler

Click ALL the bait.. you WONT BELIEVE how much SHIT gets posted here

ARoundForEveryone

It might turn out well for you, I don't know. That's the thing: none of us do. We don't know the exact details of your trade. And even if we did, we don't know what the market is going to do tomorrow. If everyone knew how a trade would work out, the trade wouldn't be possible (because whoever's on the other end of that trade just wouldn't agree to it). Like many other assets, crypto goes up (or down) because people want it (or they want to get rid of it). When there are more purchases than sales (ie, people want to own it), the price goes up. When people are selling en masse, the price goes down. Shorting is just betting (with someone else's money - the exchange/broker and the "long" buyers) that the price will be lower than it is today, at some specified date in the future. Selling an asset you own nets you some money, but rids you of the asset. Shorting lets you keep the asset (or not! you don't even need to own it to begin with! it's all a derivative mess! :) ) and just bet on the potential outcome that it's worth less in the future. So owning and shorting at the same time is a form of hedging your bets. You hold it because you think, generally, within some time frame, it's going to go up. But you short it because you think it's going to go down within a specific time frame. The opposite is true of longs, but we're talking about shorts here. So you bought 100 SHITCoin for a penny each. Now, if it goes up to two cents, then you've doubled your money. This is traditional investing. If you purchase SHIT shorts, then what happens behind the scenes is that 100 SHIT is purchased by the exchange you used. They hold it for you. But, in effect, it's not *yours*. You owe 100 SHIT to someone else (the exchange or someone who purchased some long shits), and you owe it on a certain date. If SHIT goes up in the meantime, then when the expiration date rolls around, the SHIT gets sold. You pay the exchange for it, and you pocket the rest. But if SHIT goes down to zero before it expires (realistically, not zero, but some preset number), then your position is liquidated before it's totally gone. This is so that the creditor (it's not "credit" as we normally think of it, but the exchange is a creditor here) gets *something* back. If it went to zero, then (by definition) the exchange wouldn't be able to sell it and convert it to a useable currency/asset. This is why you get liquidated *well* before the actual price goes to zero: so that the exchange can recoup *some* of the value in the event that your position turns to...well...shit. So, to answer your question, shorts (or longs) aren't, in and of themselves, *bad*. The concept of shorting is not a bad thing. *What* you're shorting, and at what price/liquidation points, could be good or bad. Depends on what happens. It doesn't have any (much) innate "value". Just what we prescribe it via what we choose to pay for it. I don't think there's any kind of ardent moral position on shorts/longs. Just financial. And that is, and *only is*, the price you pay for a position. Hope that helped.

Ok-Weird1315

I don't talk about how much I own. Went through this in 1999 when I was a monster affiliate in Travel making obscene money everyday! Had lots of friends and family that could see how I was living. Over the years....all those friends tried to take advantage of me....I was always buying lunches, dinners, etc, etc. All those friends eventually hit me up for money knowing they could never possible pay be back. So I had to drop them ALL. Next came family....couldn't believe it. My parents and kids. All hit me up for big money. Eventually did the same by keeping them at a very safe distance far away from my personal life. Now I don't talk about SHIT! lol. God bless CRYPTO!!!!

Griss27

Just lost 100k in a few hours. Holy shit, never experienced anything like that. And I had a stop loss at 67k, then bought back in at 66k like an idiot thinking I was getting a bargain. If I had just shown patience I would have lost only 15k and had a real bargain. God, it's so much fun when it's going up, but when it plummets you feel like the world is ending. I was going to buy a new car with that money... EDIT: And the selling continues... holy SHIT down she goes

sman06

So you say October is the 'real bull market'? I guess you didn't get in early and missed the run lmao now wishing its going to top out. NO ONE KNOW SHIT ABOUT FUCK! Bitcoin is the most bullish asset in history. Never underestimate it's ability to pump. HODL. Don't sell. Bull markets last months and the gains are much more than this.

Massive_Can_8503

Like great Slipknot song said FIAT = SHIT

miviejaentanga

I remember reading the official forums and not understanding SHIT about what people were talking about. This was probably mid 2011, I'm not sure if Satoshi was still around, but the whole thing was mature enough. I was running Bitcoin core on my old ass PC and tried to mine some blocks to no avail, it already required a good video card to mine some coins and pools were already starting to show up. I was young and broke, else I would have bought a few coins and/or a mining rig, I was absolutely into it from the beginning, even though I could not really understand the math behind it back then!

UsefulBrain3456

"Great sound effects" comes from the victim after they realise what happened. "WTF??? OH SHIT!!!! SHIT, SHIT,SHIT. MUTHAFUCKERS!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?????? ' *individual reaction may vary.

NOSROHT

HOLY SHIT, THATS A BITCOIN!!!! Congrats dude

strepac

Here's the thing, everybody keeps phrasing it as mutually exclusive. But it's not. There are plenty of projects working very hard to enhance the effectiveness of blockchain tech and the existence of meme coins do not harm them in any way. To the contrary the meme coins actually DO draw money into the crypto market, further legitimize crypto existence as a whole through sheer market cap, and makes the broader retail community who honestly couldn't give a SHIT about the tech more attached to their cryptocurency in general. You do you, and everybody else can do them, and that's fine. What's not fine is being against letting everyone else just do them.

SurvivedWayWorse

Vanguard lost a SHIT TON of investors over the past 12 months as Vanguard's CEO took a firm stance of "Not while I am in charge". He was shit canned.

notacat690

# SHIT

lZobot

Bro the economy IS SHIT. when the feds finally cut interest rates, you'll sell. DYOR, believe what you want

steevo

Cause its DOGE SHIT

chenuts512

bruh... reading comprehension.. you're making a blanket statement with literally no data... saying you believe rich people know just as much as us when it comes to Bitcoin. I'm saying the rich people I know don't know SHIT about Bitcoin and all my middle class peeps are hitting me up about it. That's it. You literally made a statement with no support did you not? Anyway, we are early and i'll know adoption is here when my bougie ass friends start hitting me up about it.

Aware-Negotiation406

I’m too PISSED to give A SHIT🤬

FrontalLobeGang

18 months from now she'll be like YOU SOLD BITCOIN FOR THIS SHIT?

kingtutty

U don’t know SHIT

OtterPop16

Just search reddit threads on him. He was bullish on the "bitcoin to 100k" until he sold at 24k during the bear market and didn't buy back even when it went lower to 16k and he said it would keep going lower. He was bearish telling people not to buy even when it went back up eventually past his sell price. He kept being bearish all throughout 2023 which was arguably the PERFECT time to accumulate. He only flipped bullish before the ETF approval and by then bitcoin was 44k. He then flipped bearish when bitcoin fell to 38-40k due to the gbtc sell-offs, then "neutral" when bitcoin recovered to 43k. Then bitcoin had a big fat green weekly dildo to the price we're at now. Listening to him gets you rekt. He was bullish during the bear, bearish during the bull. I hate him so much, I should have just DCA like people say. Instead I sold at the LITERAL bottom of the bear market thinking "Oh well he was right about it going lower than 24k earlier so I'll listen to him this time. And Gareth Soloway. And just buy back in at 12k". I eventually said fuck it and lump summed all my cash I'd been holding when bitcoin was 40-44k before the ETF approval. I feel so stupid. But I was a beginner into bitcoin and didn't realize that NOBODY KNOW SHIT ABOUT FUCK and that "DCA and HODL" aren't just memes. It means accumulate through the highs and lows and not to time the market by trading. There are lots of other reasons people don't like him like shilling Substratum while taking money from them, but that was before my time.

BirdLooter

please everyone downvote this SHIT

Maximum_Cress_3744

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS TOOK MY PAYMENT THEN CANCELED MY ORDER. IVE WAITED 24 DAYS ON MY REFUND AND TODAY I GET THIS EMAIL: I'M SICK AND TIRED IF WAITING ON MY REFUND. ITS BEEN 18 DAYS. WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM.?? Hi Julian, Thank you for accommodating our request.  We are very sorry that we couldn't reply earlier.  Upon checking the document you provided, the $98 charge was for your order 12416457 which has been completed. Please refer here for confirmation. Due to the irreversible nature of cryptocurrency transactions, we cannot offer refunds for processed transactions. As unfortunate as it is, cryptocurrencies are designed to be irreversible, and we have no control over them once the funds are sent out. The best option to get your money back is to sell your cryptocurrency and transfer it back to your bank account. To do this, you can check with your wallet provider for this option to transfer.   I hope this clarifies things for you.   ​ Regards, Dee B Customer Experience  w: banxa.com On Thu, 8 Feb at 7:41 AM , Julian Michael Shoopman <julianshoopman1978@gmail.com> wrote: Ok so now you have everything you need to confirm you owe me a refund, are you going to issue it, or make this drag out 3 more months?  Please just send my money  On Wed, Feb 7, 2024 at 11:21 AM Julian Shoopman <julianshoopman1978@gmail.com> wrote: On Wed, Feb 7, 2024, 11:21 AM Julian Shoopman <julianshoopman1978@gmail.com> wrote: On Fri, Feb 2, 2024, 8:39 PM Julian Shoopman <julianshoopman1978@gmail.com> wrote: I'M SICK AND TIRED IF WAITING ON MY REFUND. ITS BEEN 18 DAYS. WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM.?? -- To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to support+unsubscribe@banxa.com. 852341:1051165 You dumb son of bitch. YOU NEVER DELIVERED MY MATIC. IF I COULD REACH THROUGH THIS PHONE I WOULD SLAP THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU. GIVE ME MY GODDAMN MONEY NOW Show quoted text

CowhideHorder

ONLY US SMART PEOPLE GET IT!!😔😜🤩🤩😤 AM I RIGHT FELLOW CRYPTOBROSKI’S🥵🥵🤬🤬🍆🍆 THESE STUPID FIAT SLAVES WILL NEVER GET SHIT LIKE THIS!!!!🤡🤡🤡🫃🏻🫃🏻🤬🤬 WE ARE HIGH IQ!!!!!!! NO ONE CAN STOP US😫😫😫😦😦😦 I JUST DCA AGAIN AT 45k!!!! 🐴🍆😫 AINT NO ONE GONNA STOP ME😤😤😳😳😳😰😰 MY AVARAGE ONLY 50k NOW????!!?🥶🥶😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

crohawg

SHIT, I better go buy more...

norfbayboy

>I mean even without leverage if you would have bought meta in november 2022 and kept it today you would have made a much better return that buying bitcoin. ..Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro. Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what? I'm not part of that group. When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~! Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob. The people inbetween hold. In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell.

Neighbourly

thanks that was legitimately helpful! so the "transact" is masked somehow? is this unique to $SHIT coin in this example? I don't believe this is how BTC works.

lab-gone-wrong

you see wallet 5xF3R-zzz-Q1wRT giving away $SHIT tokens for free you ask owner for free $SHIT tokens you see 5xF3R...Q1wRT asks to transact with you, you approve oops, it was 5xF3R-www-Q1wRT and transact meant "take your coins"

IAmSomewhatDamaged

Is that the absolute lowest it can go before you will buy more PERIOD, or is that the target price that you will buy a SHIT LOAD more? Just curious.

ZackGalactic

I got the same meta mask scam email last week; or something similar. I reported it but it says you need to update your meta mask version and then it asks for the your 12 seed words. I went to the site and put my phrase as STOP SCAMMING PEOPLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT SCAMMING DIP SHIT F YOU… it then says “congrats you have connected and updated” 😅

Significant-Ad3083

He knows.....SHIT lol. Interpret the way you want

randiesel

No, I mean any singular crypto. If I take a $100 loan to buy SHIT at $0.10/coin and it 10xes, now I have a $100 loan and $1000 in SHIT. That means I could sell $100 in SHIT and I'd be up $900 and have my loan paid off, right? Wrong. We'll use Short Term Capital Gains to make it more obvious here, my tax rate is 32%. So any crypto I cash out within a year of purchase I owe 32% of my profit to the government. I'd have to withdraw $148, pay $48 of it to the Uncle Sam, then pay off my $100 loan. Instead of $900 profit, I'm down to $852 profit. Rather than sell the crypto and trigger a taxable event, assuming I want to hold my coins for a long time and I believe in the product and would be spending money to buy more anyway, the smart play is to just take the next $100 you would've bought more with, and pay down the loan. Now... as you said, if I'm not a SHIT evangelist and I think it is likely to tank, I'd much rather have the $848 profit than losing my whole investment, but $900 > $848.

xX_codgod420_Xx

[$SHIT](https://asejfgnwejf.com/) WHALES ON THEIR WAY. BUY! BUY! BUY! BULL RUN INCOMING!!! GET IN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!

KindlyPlatypus1717

I don't know why I'm getting downvoted... oh wait, I do, its the globalists cronies doing it and/or the brainwashed sheep defending the mainstream. To give some value, I'm telling you to OWN YOUR KEYS AND PUT YOUR SHIT IN OFFLINE WALLETS. Thank me later or keep living in denial.

RotoHack

Watch the scene in the wire where carver yells at the hoppers. 'CAUSE YOU DO NOT GET TO WIN SHIT BIRDS. WE DO' Anyone who thought the ETF news was positive news for BTC is naive

Interesting_Ebb9052

This is the legendary post he made: I type d that tyitle twice because I knew it was wrong the first time. Still wrong. w/e. GF's out at a lesbian bar, BTC crashing WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY. It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER. Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro. Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what? I'm not part of that group. When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~! Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob. The people inbetween hold. In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell. so i've had some whiskey actually on the bottle it's spelled whisky w/e sue me (but only if it's payable in BTC)

Revolutionary_Tea159

5%?? 5% isn't SHIT. Tell me how much money you have to invest in order to actually survive off of your puny 5%?

sicdedworm

Every time a bill or something passes it’s “HOLY SHIT IM PUTTING MY SAVINGS INTO BITCOIN” followed by “THIS IS IT GUYS” followed by 3 days later “GUYS WTF IS HAPPENING.” Every. Single. Time. DCA and get some sleep for crying out loud 😂

Ok-Most-7339

BUDDY. WE ALREADY KNOW WE WILL PUMP TO 50k. Its a bull market. UNLESS U TALKIN TO THE BEARS?!?!?! Yeah understood!!! Fuck them bears haha. This is easy profits. Poor bears DONT KNOW SHIT!!! WE will keep PUMPING!!!!!!! hahaahahaha

coffeesip12

Now we just wait for the dump.. maybe 20k and buy the dip. DONT SELL BLACKROCK WILL BUY THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR COINS. HODL and buy Dip.

dropdx

HOLY SHIT LOL THE SEC TWITTER ACCOUNT WAS HACKED HAHAHAHAH https://twitter.com/GaryGensler/status/1744833049064288387

flarept1

OH SHIT WERE ON https://twitter.com/SECGov/status/1744829327294837236

Icy-Sentence-5907

Man 6 months ago SOL was SHIT not worth buying and now its the eth killer. SOL was down so damn mutch from the ath that its just rebounded to ” normal levels”. Watch what will happen in the next phase and my bet is its not going to blow of like it did in this first phase. Now if ur smart u look for undervalued projects that looked like Sol did before it whent of. Maybe Algo sir 😏😏

ZZ9ZA

Because the hope the dumb mark goes “SHIT is up 9900% this week, I’d better buy!” Without looong and seeing that only $5 in SHIT was actually traded.

WallStLegends

This analogy is true. But the fact is, there is a **SHIT TON** of money going on and off that table and it can stack up quick.. or come off quick. But the sheer amount that is going on and coming off makes it a game worth playing. Liquidity is why the game is serious now. The game has gotten massive

Cheeta380

Today Coinbase blocked trading for me as I didn’t awnser their “quiz questions correctly” something about becoming a restricted trader in the uk and I had to awnser questions on finance regulations? I passed the first bit giving them all my income details and how much I spend on crypto a year and because I couldn’t awnser shady questions around how Coinbase may or may not back up my funds if exchange goes down.. I put it’s backed by fsc up to 50k or something and they blocked me from trading for 24 hours until I awnser correctly. FUCK COINBASE I SWEAR THESE GUYS ARE UPTO SHADY SHIT. Downloaded Coinjar and purchased BTC within 2 mins hassle free. They going to lose a lot of customers I think. I for one will not be using them ever again, seen to many ppl getting their coins or accounts locked for no reason. I feel it’s to do with slowing the rate at which normal people can buy these assets especially BTC and eth. BULLISH sign!! Stack stack stack. For years they told us BTC was a scam was a fraud used for crimes and in the uk especially right now they have made it so hard for normal people to purchase crypto. Fun fact.. UK govt is launching there own coin in 2028 centralised currency. Crooks the lot of them stack ur BTC and other cryptos. Come 2030 they gonna have the industry by the balls. Good luck

Ethwh4le

Or maybe not NO ONE REALLY KNOWS SHIT

Namber_5_Jaxon

When your giving 55 reasons why not and only a handleful why it's easy to conclude why. Yes yes I know Bitcoin 1000x ect so did doge. Can anyone on here actually tell me within the nearest 10 how many tokens/coins have lost 99.9% of their value since the last bullrun and or are abandoned projects now. Couldn't say exactaly how many but I know for a fact its a hell of a lot more coins that rug pulled and scammed the customers than ones that actually have legit projects going on. In a sea of SHIT it's gonna be a very hard job to find something shiny. Personally I'd much prefer to take a punt on a penny stock that I can actually view financial information about ect than some shitcoin where the only thing you know is what "project" they're working on which they can also abandon and leave you with the burden .

TyroneWallinson

$83 per SOL HOLY SHIT. Congrats to SOL and AVAX holders

SpaceToadD

Shit shit shit shit, I didn’t buy enough yet, SHIT

Direct-Procedure-622

Not probably. I am right. I’ve been in crypto for 8 years and the market has been stealing people like you’s money the entire time. If you want to invest STOP. BUYING. STUPID. SHIT. If you want to lose your money, keep doing what you’ve been doing.

KtotheLA

ETHER IS DOG SHIT!!!!!! How does anyone with a brain believe in Ethereum? The fees have always sucked, and the people backing it are whiney bitches. I have been involved in crypto for 10 years and Ether is absolutely shit.

UrNs0

Shit coin central would be Trade Ogre. Decent exchange and they really list all the SHIT. Soome of them you can withdraw to a wallet if you want. Always check your withdraw limits on exchange wallet as some require you to have a decent amount in there before allowing to send off the exchange.

wooly_torch

I think you need 400% SHIT MAN I AINT GOOD AT NUMBERS, I was always a reading comprehension guy

pazsworld

I disagree Maxi. My boat is full with my BTC and self custody. However, I have been in MSTR for over a year and what I really love about it is I can leverage a 1/3 of my portfolio of MSTR when BTC sinks, utilize my margin account and buy more MSTR and sell back 3/4 of my MSTR and add the remaining to my account. This is like free money. The caveat is: Where your belief system lies with BTC? As a Maxi, I'm all in and strongly believe that BTC FIXES SHIT! LOTS of SHIT! Saylor is all in...I'm all in! Cheers

Mcnutter

I think the best thing would be to have a sign that says "FUCK CRYPTO GET THE FUCK OUT IF YOU USE CRYPTO CONVERT YOUR SHIT BEFORE YOU TRY TO BUY ANYTHING", thanks.

WiseOrigin

I like to call it the OH SHIT moment. This is a fundamentally new thing. It is not going away.

loolem

Republican mega donor doesn’t like a lack of control over a new asset class he doesn’t control. “SHIT IT DOWN!”

SaucyShark-

Better late than never. It’s crazy how I got started, spring 2021 someone from Brazil cashapp me $1 just cause we had (almost) the same cash tag. But it was $1 btc. Then I noticed my $1 was no longer just a dollar lol. That piqued my interest, next thing I was buying. I’m not exactly wealthy but I put a little chunk and then it took off I was like HOLY SHIT! I took a little profit and really considered cashing out around 60k but the more I read into it, the more I was convinced this is a real asset to hold on to. I watched it go up more then go wayyy down lol but I wasn’t too bothered. I came to understand through research that btc is better than gold. My only regret is that I didn’t buy more during the dip but I was struggling a little at the time. Even so now I feel like I should have and just leaned on credit cards a little lol but I feel like leaning on credit cards isn’t a good mentality even tho it would have actually been financially beneficial in this case

BMX_ROIDZ

lol it's not the ammount of BTC you have it's how much mining hash power for a 51% attack. It's like the older BTC gets the less people know about it. EVRYONE USED TO KNOW SHIT BASIC SHIT!

TheSausageKing

I’m a bad trader and I KNOW I’M A BAD TRADER. Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro. Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT’S GOING DOWN I’M GONNA SELL he he he and then they’re like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY’RE DOING buy back in but you know what? I’m not part of that group. When the traders buy back in I’m already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU’RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~! Those taunt threads saying “OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD” YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob. The people inbetween hold. In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell. so i’ve had some whiskey actually on the bottle it’s spelled whisky w/e sue me (but only if it’s payable in BTC)

Impressive-Horse

*wake up, haven't checked price in a few weeks* HOLY SHIT Too early to pre-order my lambo?

Sithaun_Meefase

Yeah when I look at my portfolio and my jaw hits the floor and I shit my pants is the day peak euphoria is for me. The last time I got to that point, I took a screenshot and sent it to my buddy that called me an idiot for investing in crypto. (2017) THE SCREENSHOT AND SHIT YOUR PANTS RULE. if either of these happen. It’s time sell.