COIN

-Gonolo-

COIN IV crush definitely fucked a lot of people. Contracts ITM are in shambles

lNQUlSlDOR

Cathy Woods has a BTC target of $3.8M, my PT for $COIN is $1000 lol

greyenlightenment

COIN 220.84 USD −8.01 (3.50%)today yup crypto still sucks

YOLOdollhair

Market up, bitcoin up, COIN has quite the ER, and COIN is down almost 3%. Classic. Someone is trying hard to keep this thing down. It will probably sky rocket this month, if not next week. And of course, my calls will expire worthless.

HoosierGuy2014

The COIN YOLO guy went all in on the one stock not up today 

bubbawears

Buy COIN

bubbawears

Last dip before 300$ on COIN

YOLOdollhair

Man theta really wrecking COIN today.

wifi_god69

I am completely regarded in thinking I should buy COIN calls right now?

Wunder_Bred

Whats up with COIN? Crushes earnings and BTC is up on the day and its down?

Barlored

COIN can go fuck itself. The fuck is this price action

baller1able

Corn up big and COIN drilling to the core 😂

baeconundeggz

Imagine holding COIN calls...

SawyerOlson

COIN stop being so gheyyyyy

Gristle__McThornbody

OMG can COIN go to 250 EOD pleeesss

baeconundeggz

Come on COIN... drill Harder!

Barlored

COIN crushed earnings, corn is up 5% since yesterday's close, everything is going to the moon right now, and COIN is down/flat. WHAT THE FUCK

bubbawears

Why don't you buy COIN?

GoldEdit

So COIN has a huge Q1, $1.4B in cash profit, +300% above EPS target, Bitcoin is surging back in price, and somehow it's still going down? This just has me thinking that there are certain people with positions on this stock that will get their way no matter what

Ehralur

I can kinda agree with this with COIN at $200, but COIN at $40 was just a leveraged play on Bitcoin without the downside of a leveraged position. It had almost no potential downside as it was already priced for bankruptcy despite a really strong financial position, but it had a 2-3 beta to Bitcoin. Now that it went up so much, I did rotate most of my money from COIN to BTC, but I still see strong upside in COIN, with the added benefit of it giving exposure to other crypto's, DApps, crypto venture and everything else in the ecoystem.

Due-Vegetable8327

CORN up 5.8%, COIN down 2.6% after they smashed earnings. 

LimehouseChappy

COIN call holders how we doin 🤡

TrophyWifeAspiration

Schwab app is all jacked up today so I can’t buy COIN calls. probably for the best. God’s plan

ShadowLiberal

More like a lot of people in this sub know to stay away from COIN because they do understand just how awful and useless Crypto is. A lot of investors stay away from what they do know precisely because they know just how bad it is. Terry Smith is the best example of this, he's known by many as the Warren Buffett of the UK. Before he started his very successful fund he worked for a few decades in the banking sector, which is the one sector that his fund has never invested a cent into. He's stated plenty of times that he avoids that sector precisely because he knows everything about it and just how bad all the banks really are.

baeconundeggz

Lol... COIN

RAW_WAGYU

COIN really went both ways. Screwing bulls and bears

scotel

Buying COIN doesn’t make any sense when you can just buy BTC directly. BTC and COIN are extremely correlated and BTC has actually slightly outperformed COIN. Trading volume on exchanges collapses when BTC price collapses. Fun fact: the venture capitalists that invested in COIN when it was a startup would have made way more money buying BTC instead.

_RAPTORMAN_

COIN bulls just got bailed out dude. Crazy

Mathguy200

Bro COIN, BTC it’s all flying… MARA GET THE FUCK OVER $18

AbandonedSeige

COIN with the miraculous recover premarket

nzholtok

COIN OUT OF NOWHERE

AyumiHikaru

Even COIN is green LOL

TravelingNurse94

COIN I knew you wouldn’t let me down 🥲

Jelly__Rogers

I think COIN moons at open

durrrr___

!banbet COIN 230 1d

ncaa_scammer

COIN dumping. My puts will print

GoldEdit

Couldn’t COIN use some of their $1.4B in net profit from last quarter to buy back stock as well?

silverfutes

My remaining COIN shares are only up 560%. Should I dump?

baeconundeggz

I knew COIN was gonna crush it so naturally I bought Puts.

pinghing

COIN is down 5% so probably yes

Jelly__Rogers

Will my AAPL calls print more than my COIN calls? 

jjbb10

Hate seeing $PLTR run up into earnings. Where are all the downgrades from the corrupt analysts. Feeling it’s gonna pull a $COIN. Hope im wrong

baeconundeggz

COIN... can't make this shit up. Down 10% today.

Ehralur

So true. Been making bank on COIN and they're still in the early stages. If you truly understand crypto—which I wouldn't even say I do myself, but at least I understand it a lot better than most around here—it's hard not to see how inevitable it is and how COIN is positioned brilliantly to become both a modern version of a bank as well as the market leader in all the new possibilities that come with crypto. Buying COIN at $35 was the easiest investing decision I ever made in my life. A company with a near-zero chance of bankruptcy priced as if bankruptcy was inevitable.

baeconundeggz

Time to buy Ghyna stocks Peeps. Too much tomfuckery going on with US stocks... just look at COIN. Should be up 6%.

TravelingNurse94

COIN please come back to life 🥲

Hour-Preference4387

I agree but I don't hold crypto or COIN stock because I expect meaningful adoption or usecase. I hold them for the same reason I hold LVMH, there are many-many people who are completely obsessed and religiously involved in them.

Jelly__Rogers

I literally bought AAPL and COIN calls at the end of today. Why did you think they were going down? They both had very low estimates

hurryanil

Today I had NVDA $820 calls and SHOP $75 calls from yesterday. Sold NVDA for $3200 gain and SHOP for $2400. Got Carvana puts made from there $900. After that I rolled it into COIN puts at $220 and Apple puts for $170. All gone.

TSF_Lacker

typo, meant to say 100K on COIN 300 Calls*

millennial-snowflake

If SEC approves BTC ETF options trading .... COIN to moon. Nfa

hammerskin1488

COIN slowly climbing back…fully expecting a large dump in the morning

Salt-Initiative-3687

Yeah.... I'll stop after my final attempt to regain my losses on $COIN lol

Mss_Phoenix

I asked about COIN yesterday & nobody wanted to touch it. I missed out on getting in today…  I hope it moves again tomorrow…

GoldEdit

They made $1.64B in revenue in Q1, $1.3B profit and beat their EPS target by +300% COIN is also $120 lower than its ATH while outperforming compared to any other point in its history

GoldEdit

I haven't heard a single positive thing about COIN today on reddit, that makes me want to buy

millennial-snowflake

God damn 1.6b$ in revenue for COIN 

Jelly__Rogers

What always happens with COIN

Neel_Crashkari

Tied my dick like a pretzel. Now I'm going to bed AAL LUV WEED XOM HOOD COIN

averysmallbeing

Buying COIN at this point is pretty late to the party TBH.

WYLFriesWthat

The traders of COIN prefer to look at bitcoin than COIN earnings in determining the PA

GlassFirefighter5430

That’s not happening I’d say a nice 30 percent gain mabey more. Your experation is too far out to get to the real bags. If I were you I’d sell at open and take a sweet profit and buy COIN calls

MattKozFF

Running the wheel on COIN has been wonderful. This sub hates what they don't understand, which is most things.

Jelly__Rogers

I bought AAPL, DKNG, and COIN calls at the end of today

Its_Stir_Friday

Up or down on COIN you think?

KoenigGlurak

COIN will be moving like crazy. Otherwise you could try to squeeze something out of AAPL being volatile like a pennystock after the Q1 results

Awkward_Delivery4663

I’m sorry, sir. I lost 1800. Then they sent me back my fake TESLA COIN.

Longjumping_Skin_867

!banbet COIN $230 2d

reddit-abcde

COIN only down 3%

Mss_Phoenix

I will not miss out on COIN tomorrow… 

Pharmacologist72

COIN crushes and gets crushed. Worried about my HOOD calls. Is this what I am looking forward to? They are up 60% rn.

EnginrA

COIN eatin shit

GirlScoutCookies93

!p COIN

free_lions

COIN to $150

hammerskin1488

I needed like a +10% gain on COIN

Wunder_Bred

COIN absolutely crushed earnings… and it’s down? Expected move was I think around 19%. 

avg_tech_bro

Coinbase Global, Inc. ​ 4.4 vs 1.15 still drop, Tomorrow am gonna YOLO 100% into COIN calls

TravelingNurse94

Gg COIN plays 🙁

hammerskin1488

So is COIN just going to stay down or can the call help at all?

ncaa_scammer

COIN calls are prinnnnnnnting

ncaa_scammer

Please tell me why COIN didn’t move? I got crushed both ways

nzholtok

COIN almost green AH

dogebonoff

COIN already made its ER move today  Glad I sold my calls before close I thought AAPL would go up but not enough for calls to print. Congrats regards

baeconundeggz

Imagine having AAPL Poots and COIN culls...

ncaa_scammer

COIN with a huge dump 😂😂😂

sharmoooli

COIN isn't mooning at all. Quite the opposite.

Spirit-of-investing

Coinbase Global (COIN) posted its second consecutive quarterly profit as crypto trading surged during the first three months of 2024. Yet the stock of the largest US cryptocurrency exchange fell by as much as 4% in after-hours trading trading Thursday. The stock is up more than 31% since the beginning of the year but 38% below its peak in November 2021. Net income rose to $1.17 billion, the highest mark in nine quarters, while net revenue rose by 155% when compared to the year-ago period.

Sharlach

COIN crushed even the most optimistic estimates! I just hold shares, but I hope some of you options idiots saw this very obvious pump coming and capitalized on it.

Mathguy200

COIN finally being sane

TravelingNurse94

COIN is pumping baby

ncaa_scammer

COIN about to dump hard

Mathguy200

COIN should be higher

Barlored

$COIN posts one of the largest beats in stock market history, raises guidance, stock falls - headlines tomorrow

baeconundeggz

COIN will be slightly down tomorrow... combine that with IV crush the regards will again be wrecked. Meanwhile, large institutions will be buying like madmen for $260 strike next week. 

GreyMatter22

Looks like my Straddle on COIN won’t do much .. 

Skd98012

COIN beat earnings, y go down?

hammerskin1488

What’s happening with COIN is the fakest and gayest thing I’ve ever seen

ErinG2021

COIN CEO says BTC ETFs benefit COIN bc leads to increase trading on platform and revenue. Q2 results show this already.

bubbawears

Bear trap an COIN 

avg_tech_bro

COIN IBES estimate 300 million vs 1000 million actual but stock tanks wtf