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10k Dollars to my name and nothing else (26M)
Poops on Tesla: You’ll Have to Wipe Dead Bugs and Bird Poop off Your Angular Tesla Vehicle ASAP to Avoid Corrosion
Fisker Could Double or Triple with positive news - I think we are at or near the bottom.
FSR - Fisker Could Double or Triple with positive news - I think we are at or near the bottom.
Is it worth anymore investing into these stocks?
Newbie entered Market during 2021 growth frenzy and holding bag.
NFA, I'm damn near ⛽ WGMI 🚀 : Gambling on Appproval of Spot Bitcoin ETFs end of Jan24; WGMI being a front runner and posing ~25-50% upside
Arizona, Maryland, California, Massachusetts - Why Big Cannabis MSOs Are Closing Up Shop ASAP in Major States!
Need Help ASAP Robinhoods Login Screen Am I Being Redirected?
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO THE SHORT SQUEEZE FAM!
$ABVC, 2.3M float, 43% short, good news just released
About to turn 18, need some investment ideas to get my money up ASAP before I move out of home for university.
Tips on saving/investing for a 16 year old in high school?
Should people pay off a mortgage ASAP when fixed rates mortgages equal the average annual stock market returns since it's a guaranteed rate of return?
Penny stocks to purge from your portfolio ASAP
Why do businessmen waste diddy daddlying around with fun stuff when they meet people they want to have a business deal with instead of getting straight to the point? Why spend so much time say playing golf or exploring a museum instead of just negotiating in a private office or meeting room ASAP?
Unity's going down faster than the Hindenburg being attacked by 10,000 angry game devs with ground to air missiles and flame throwers.
Should I exit Intel as soon as it reaches my break even price?
Unity,competitor to Unreal Engine, just broke many laws including anti trust as they piss off their dev base charging em money.
It’s a constant back and forth for me on this.
Anyone held custody of private investments in IRA/Roth?
What to do with existing IRA funds before I start doing backdoor conversions in the future
Huge cyberattacks lately, can Tego Cyber solve this or who can???
Need some insight on Stack Capital
There is a possibility that room temperature superconductor was invented, containing Lead metal (among others)
(NASDAQ: WISA) pending accretive, AI-enabled acquisition. 3.6M float and volume is increasing w/stock starting to move now.
Have y’all tried just betting (sorry, investing) against your best judgements? (Compulsory LOL)
Anyone ever have some travel planning mishaps?
Are all large companies trading at 2 times to 3 times their intrinsic value rn?
[M25] International Student in the US - How to prepare to move assets overseas
Solution to Naked Short Selling: Treat Proceeds from Naked Shorts as Trust Funds (Under the tax definition)
**An Exciting Opportunity: Why NOW Is the Time to Buy Magellan Midstream Partners (MMP)**
IMGN short squeezing on news. 25 million shorts
$SMFL Smart for Life Launches Proprietary New Line of High Protein Ice Cream
Natural Gas prices set to rise up from here. Bottom is in
$ATLX ( Atlas Lithium Corp) is a shameless pump and dump scam!
[DD] 😱 Google Panicking Puts itself in Catastrophic Position 📉💥
$HUBC: Folks get in on this ASAP. Massive short squeeze brewing here.
Looking for an exit price: When will you sell Alphabet?
$HUBC has massive potential and management is signaling a path to multi $
Wall Street Newsletter S02E08: No one saw it coming ( Season Finale )
Now I am even more worried. Congress needs to show leadership and raise the debt ceiling.
$KAL Will squeeze this week! already in motion
The delightful professionals of r/wallstreetbets posted a loss of $6.6M in Jan 2023
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I’m take my profits ASAP at open then go all in on 0dte puts 
He said he think Powell needs to cut ASAP and will fire him if necessary. So yea probably good for market.
Suddenly the “strong economy” data is gonna be weak because they need to lower rates ASAP
https://www.fdic.gov/resources/deposit-insurance/understanding-deposit-insurance/index.html You never know. FDIC will pay back “ASAP”y. Sure they will. Constantly borrowing to print money to pay themselves and keep the government operating. Can’t have wealthy politicians not being paid for doing nothing.
This is why you are supposed to diversify, not just in US stocks but international as well. Really though, if TSLA shareholders are stupid enough to vote to give him the money instead of firing him ASAP, then he deserves to get his pay package and they deserve to have the stock go down even more.
Wider access to the OTC market would do wonders for the MSOs. Need DoJ memo ASAP!!
Few things: 1. Biden wants this done ASAP. There is more ability to move this faster than the speed we saw the DEA move. 2. Boris said 1-2 weeks based on conversations he has had with officials after the announcement was made. 3. While OMB is needs to give their opinion. Their opinion does not matter. Biden wants S3. Nothing OMB will say will change this.
Call the suicide hotline ASAP
This whole stock manipulation needs to be investigated ASAP for fraud
Man, put all that diamond hands BS and 10x gainz porn out of your head ASAP. Winning 30% in one day is beating the S&P for the year. You take the fucking 30%. That's pretty much my mantra now. Don't get greedy. 20-30% per week consistently for a year is your coveted "10x".
Do you genuinely think he's not going to crush the price and sell most of the stock ASAP?
@mods need this emoji ASAP
Someone check Powell’s brokerage account ASAP
People care more about putting pressure ASAP on the big names than getting into these details, they don't bother to tell apart a franchise from the whole brand, like, if it's McDonald's, it doesn't really matter to most whether it's one franchise or the entire chain. Mind you, this works the same for better or for worse. it is what it is.
Here's a tip: Maybe don't trade something that you don't understand? Especially 8 contracts of something you don't understand? Okay, got the idiot-calling out of my system. The rest will be constructively educational. Please read the Getting Started In Options section in our beginner's resource page here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/options/comments/1cg0tjc/options\_questions\_safe\_haven\_thread\_april\_29\_may/?sort=new](https://www.reddit.com/r/options/comments/1cg0tjc/options_questions_safe_haven_thread_april_29_may/?sort=new) You can also post follow-up questions in that thread. The screenshot is very self-explanatory, to a surprisingly large degree. Usually an options platform does not do that much hand-holding with so much explanation of every possible expiration scenario. In a way, it's a good literacy check to make sure you understand what you are getting yourself into. If that stuff looks scary or doesn't make sense, it's telling you that you should not be doing what you are trying to do and you should unwind the trade ASAP.
J Pow we need you ASAP
Announcement after markets close? 🤔 The Biden administration wanted this news spread ASAP to get it out during Second Chance Month
Let’s get that 1K comments ASAP Dusting off moon boots 😎
SPY needs suicide hotline ASAP
1250 with limits spread to collect earnings ASAP if it runs up fast
It's bullshit. I work in AI for machine vision, and there is nothing faster for inference than an Nvidia chip. For time-critical applications where you need the result ASAP you choose Nvidia. Otherwise if you have more time you can go with inference on CPUs, integrated GPU, etc - you'll be slower but of course cheaper. The reason it is so much more obvious with training is because training a network - depending on complexity - can take hours or even days, whereas the inference is a matter of (milli)seconds. If you save me 3 hours I will be prepared to pay more for your chip compared to if you save me 300ms. But again this depends on the demands of the actual situation.
Sell it ASAP, fomc tmr everything is going down
FOMC Wednesday I'd close it out and bank the profit ASAP. Rule is you always always always no excpetion take profit whne reaching 80% of max profit. Anyone saying leave it to exp is a foolish greedy novice. How would you feel if you didn't take the profit and TSLA crashed all the way under 150
Meet me behind Wendy’s, ASAP
People here will always tell you not to try to time the market. Just invest ASAP.
How does FSD handle edge cases? Example in theory it should know from previous teslas that a cop is a head, road hazard/pot hole is ahead from previous cars driving. Yet it doesn’t. Or how does it handle a ball crossing the street. A normal driver will slow down ASAP as it means a kid might run out. Unlimited cases that will come up as masses use it
it should all be just reported ASAP.
Billionaires will get foreign citizenship ASAP if this passes. Why invest in the American stock market if it has to do twice as well as a foreign market to return the same after tax gain?
You need to cancel those ASAP, and invest some TIME into learning and not MONEY when you have zero idea how options even function.
Stocks would be the best asset to hold after a black swan because the governments would declare an emergency and the central banks would immediately prop up stock prices ASAP
Reddit needs NVDA CHIPS ASAP 
I admit I'm cynical. That being said, I think all this delay may be one of 3 things. 1. Political as you stated. Don't want to give what may seem as a "win" for Democrats. Or will re-schdule closer to the Presidential election. 2. Corruption to keep it scheduled as is. 3. Personal beliefs of those in the DEA to keep it scheduled as is. "Reefer madness" and all that. Again, I'm cynical so I hope I am very wrong about all this and we get it changed ASAP. Until then I'll slowly keep accumulating shares.
https://preview.redd.it/63vaf5m6fiwc1.png?width=215&format=png&auto=webp&s=95ce0e4af76911c5c877a14ce1e30e696c21d4f5 You're looking at anywhere from $23,000+ - $44,000 on your $1,500 yolo play on META sir. Well played and hope you get to fix your house (: P.S. DO NOT BE REGARDED AND SELL ASAP at open...
Zuck needs to drink a bottle cap full of ketamine ASAP
SHITsla up 10% and it didnt move my QQQs at all shitSLA is irrelevant for SPY/QQQ, needs to dropped ASAP!
I think once it's in the IRA rollover you have more investment flexibility there vs. transferring it back into a company held retirement account - if that's what you mean by the TDF she currently invests in. The only benefit of doing is not to lose track of the rollover account but so long as you invest those funds and remember you have it then no reason to move it again. Remember to invest those funds ASAP. Its sometimes easy to forget to do. It is interesting that they rolled it over without her asking though TBH.
Do whichever makes the most money for the least risk. That is almost always close for a profit ASAP. A sure profit now is almost always worth more than maybe more profit later, particularly if there is still risk of losing the entire profit and all of your original capital also. * [Risk to reward ratios change: a reason for early exit (redtexture)](https://www.reddit.com/r/options/wiki/faq/pages/risk_reward_and_exits)
i was up $548 in profits this morning on Spy but like a Regard I didn't sell and I had to scramble to get back my lost $300 from Spy hard fall and then some. regard lesson lesson learned is to sell ASAP when in good profits and send profits to bank. [https://imgur.com/a/Obz9gI6](https://imgur.com/a/Obz9gI6)
Robinhood needs to incorporate sound effects with each candle on the level 2 chart depending on the positions held by the account ASAP. Moans, groans, fog horns, squeaky clown nose etc etc.
Who had Tesla calls? Im so proud of you, but please take profit if they expire this week ASAP
lol I think I have 1 more heloc I can take. Look I will be adding to this short tomorrow ASAP. It's not Musk and Elon are a great company it's just not at this price level. I turn to a full Tesla Bull at 125 - 100 range.
If i know anything about Elon pumps, he's planning on selling stock ASAP.
Almost at my profit taking. Need NVDA $825 to get out ASAP
Everybody getting a free 5% is stimulating the economy....FED needs to cut rates ASAP
Trump owes half a billion dollars. Broke Donny is gonna cash out ASAP and this POS is gonna tank because he has legal fees he can't even afford right now. If it runs I'll buy even more puts. There is no chance the SEC doesn't get involved as well when a company with a negative 38 P/E ratio is posting massive manipulated market caps for long periods of time. Possibly leading to more fines that broke Don has to pay for that he already can't afford. This stock will see zero before mid 2025.
Sell it ASAP and you'll make a few bucks
You mind pointing me in the right direction? I need to talk to the manager ASAP.
The Pleiadians need to land ASAP and save the market.
> If I can piggyback on this, why is it that most trades happen only in first or last hour of the day? Always wondered that During times where the market's liquid (middle of the day), prices tend to be fair. * If your algorithm notices something not fairly priced in the middle of the night, you want to profit from it ASAP before other humans notice the same thing (and especially before journalists publish it). * If your algorithm predicts something (say, a new war) not already priced into a stock might happen overnight, you want to keep watching that developing news until the last possible second.
Dang you really need Epstein alive in this scenario. But anyway go through his stuff ASAP and look for his contacts. Make some calls , pretend to be him. Have other rich people wire you 250k by using fear?
There's a lot to unpack here, but let me just start by reminding you this is a stock / options trading forum. Now that's out of the way, please take a photo of your anus and send it directly to the mod team. They will advise ASAP.
Listen, all I know is we need to get this shit sorted out ASAP, where else can we post culturally important art [like this?](https://www.tiktok.com/@regardedrecords/video/7360302007837642014)
Open and account on Nexo, deposit and put it on 18% Arp. ASAP
I agree with you. A lot of negative news is already priced into the market right now and all it takes is one good news/ good earnings before the market starts to pop. You should close any puts ASAP before you get crushed.
I have done a technical analysis of your options trading, please remit payment for this fundamental investigation ASAP https://preview.redd.it/khhqc8wozkvc1.png?width=444&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8fe14b95eaa6853c5c1f9432aacbf57206d0f1c
wrt SVB Thiel only did what anyone who wasn't a moron should have been doing at that point: getting his money, and the money of people he was exposed to out of a failing bank ASAP.
Dude is up over 8000% on that 800p alone. OP SELL AND POST THE GAINS ASAP HOLY SHIT.
Won't happen! Close the trade ASAP.
It is obvious they are manipulating tf out of this thing to keep the price where it is. The only reason this thing exists is so Trump and co. can dump it ASAP and make money.
TSM factory needs to be fucking bombed by China ASAP
Crazy these are still worth .11, you should sell ASAP
TSLA imma need you to go back to 149 so i can dump these spreads ASAP, pls n thx
> Yep, disproves the court finding. I never realized that corporate press releases carry that much weight. This means that every single corporation, every single CEO and any upper management that has ever been convicted of a crime has been innocent! We need to get Enron and Theranos and so many others back into business, ASAP!!!
I’m buying my puts before market open so they go through ASAP
Yep, people act like debt is bad... but if someone offered to loan you a billion dollars at 1% interest, you'd be fucking stupid to not take it as long as you have the discretion of what to use it on Meanwhile, you do NOT want to be racking up credit card debt at 20%+, pay that shit off ASAP Similarly, paying off shit like low-interest student/home/car loans early is dumb AF unless there is a pressing reason to do so
Need everyone to sign up for Netflix ASAP!!
if POW had any integrity hed pump the market ASAP, lets do stimmy again
So revenues are up only 8 percent something, yet the stock went up like 60 percent ish over the past year. And people expect this shit to moon to the sky? Dw, I was once a regarded bol had $170 4/19 calls like 2 months ago and sold that shit ASAP. 
Fun fact, this is literally just money laundering in plain sight. Trump will cash-out ASAP and the company will die.
Nothing about this company and its stock price makes ANY sense other than Trump's desire to make a quick buck. The entire intention was to get the stock trading and holding enough value so he could sell ASAP and get some quick money. That's it. Nothing more. If they tried to sell to a private buyer, the company's value would be somewhere between $0-$10m $5b is just beyond crazy.
I’m an idiot and often have to find a gas station ASAP. I don’t plan well sometimes.
HYSA like everyone else said. My personal choice is SPAXX at Fidelity which is as good as cash and pays 5% or so. There are plenty of online banks and local CU that'll give you good rates. And pay off debts ASAP.
or invest 33.3% ASAP, then dollar cost average 33.3% weekly for 6 months, then try to time the market with your remaining 33.4%. or How do you feel about roulette?
or invest 33.3% ASAP, then dollar cost average 33.3% weekly for 6 months, then try to time the market with your remaining 33.4%. or How do you feel about roulette?
or invest 33.3% ASAP, then dollar cost average 33.3% weekly for 6 months, then try to time the market with your remaining 33.4%. or How do you feel about roulette?
or invest 33.3% ASAP, then dollar cost average 33.3% weekly for 6 months, then try to time the market with your remaining 33.4%. or How do you feel about roulette?
DJT to $0.00 ASAP please.
Today was not a day to hold 0DTEs any longer than 15 minutes, lol. Fuck future profits, get yours ASAP, you can always buy back in.
That credit card debt is ridiculous, you need to figure out how that happened and change your spending/budget/income ASAP to avoid it happening again. After realtor fees you're looking at 228k profit, after paying off the CC debt that's 188k remaining. I think the best move is option D, but instead of a CD or MM buy into total market index funds instead and forget about that money until retirement. Or better yet, try to live off some of that money while contributing the absolute maximum you're allowed into tax-advantaged retirement accounts (Roth IRA, 401k, etc). Buying a new house would likely make you house poor at the current prices/rates and at your combined income.
Under $10 by next week? You bet those SPAC investors want out ASAP.
The last days are bullish for AI. Humans are too stupid so AI has to take over ASAP
He's been on a "bender" ever since Grimes dumped him. He needs a hot girlfriend ASAP, for the sake of all of us here on planet Earth.
Yes please do that ASAP Elon.
Need a +3% day on NVDA ASAP
I need Netanyahu and Khamenei to shake hands and exchange mangas ASAP
They need to auction those cancer bonds out ASAP, if this keep going up the only end for us is bankrupcy
I gotta gtfo out of Boeing ASAP,
I agree with the company on Private Equity..and if your company ever gets bought out by a Private Equity firm, start looking for a new job ASAP
I bought in presplit at $13 got out at $75 just before it crashed, that one day and that was it it was over. People who don't get out ASAP will be bagholders the company
So much of the "pay off your mortgage ASAP!!!" mentality seems to be leftovers from a pre-2008 time. With high insurance and property taxes, we never really own it anyway. Paying off my mortgage would remove $1k a month while leaving $800 a month (and growing) in tax and insurance. Exception: ARM loans. Pay off or refinance those nasty bastards.
Bullish AF that Israel and America spread some freedom ASAP. If you think otherwise you are a commie cuck. Do you really want to take a round house kick to the face from someone wearing pants like these?
DJT at $20 by the end of the week. His trial on Monday won't help his stock. His supporters will be contributing directly to his campaign so he can access $$$ ASAP.