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Fyre Festival, Bitconnect, and Safemoon.. you better brace yourselves, player 4 has entered the game: CRYPTO ISLAND!
🐔Kentucky Fried Cardano🐔 Fried? Cardano? Are you serious! Yes, Yes sir I am! An awesome combination – KFC and Cardano all combined into one package! Grab a bucket of KFC and earn some $ADA. Doxxed known devs and DOXXED 🐶DOG 🐶! – What you are waiting for??
Why are people in the Safemoon sub so stupid?
"it’s good to buy before smart contracts launch because you can buy early and cheaper" LMAO
This is the response from ergodex to all fud around cardano
Where did you first hear about Crypto and what convinced you to buy into it?
Logan Paul reveals he's starting his own Crypto project, CryptoZoo . (LMAO 🤣🤣 🤣, just kill me please, I can't take it anymore)
LMAO: Facebook Plans to Roll Out Stablecoin
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Why? You a Bitcoiner and scared of P2P transactions? LMAO.
"I don't want to deal with high risk, potential access issues with my BTC in the future, government fuckery, etc." LMAO. That's an argument in favor of holding your own keys, not buying an ETF.
It’s made pretty good progress so far then LMAO
"Putin would never do that." LMAO, such misplaced confidence.
LMAO. Shytoshi is a nobody. You're a nobody.
LMAO the organized shilling with fake screenshots and fake accounts and a fake shytoshi. LMAO.vanyone who falls for this is an idiot.
>Somehow you're twisting this into creating more fossil emissions. Im suggesting that if incentives go to oil & gas industry, that will boost the industry, that's all. It's the exact same claim you are making for incentives going to renewables industry, so I'm not sure why you find it problematic? Of course the claims of boosting renewables is largely greenwashing, but we can leave that to another time. >there is zero probability in the world trusting and adopting some "new" digital money. Then that goes equally for Bitcoin. The average person won't care about Bitcoin maxi nonsense, they will choose the new digital money that has the best attributes, and that isn't Bitcoin, which is why Bitcoin maxis are so toxic on the subject. If Bitcoin really is such a foregone conclusion, then you don't need to talk about other cryptocurrencies at all, I'm not sure why your leader Micheal Saylor bothers then. >Why do you think individual miners are beholden to pools? Because a large majority are KYCd and under contract, how can a Bitcoiner not know the basics?! But even if miners could move freely, that doesn't answer the problem that pools are in control of all miner rewards, and can collude costlessly to attack the protocol. >What does its chart look like against BTC? Fiat price chart? LMAO, and there we have it folks, every Bitcoiner eventually slips up and admits they are a fiat maxi. Just in it for the number of greenbacks they can sell to a greater fool for, because the protocol doesn't work to do anything at a scale that will be useful as P2P electronic cash, and Bitcoin community has only custodial and centralised scaling options. If Bitcoin was created today, no-one would touch it, PoS is the only route to true cypherpunk money.
LMAO fake news all around - only people with an IQ of less than 80 will fall for your bs.
LMAO. The cope in this thread. There's a lot of "next shib", this is not the first one to eventually fail, and won't be the last one either.
zkSync, Scroll, Mode, Arbitrum, Wormhole, LayerZero, Celestia, Dymension, only to name a few, are projects with weak fundamentals? LMAO
I choose the more conservative and stable Terra USD... LMAO lost about 20%... Luckily, I did not hold steady. Fuck you Do Kwon. but also I blame myself for being so dumb to believe UST / Luna.
Ye, they certainly know how to rug your bags LMAO
Increasing peoples wages is fixing the price of products becoming too expensive. Simply put, we arent making 8$/hrs currently are we? Peoples wages are adjusted. The dollar will always be the global currency for numerous reasons. Whose money would you trust? The chinese yen or the US dollar? While conspiracy theorists, etc will say the US government is just as shady. Ok ill compromise, but your gonna tell me that chinas government is better than the US government? We may not have the perfect government, but it is a million times better than majority of the governments of the world and the rest of the world agrees as well. You want the global currency to be backed by a democratic, stable government, not a dictatorial government. And if this isnt good enough for you, ok, china and what army in the world will stand up to the might of the US military? So tomorrow, what? lol china and countries are going to say we are going to switch global currency to the yen, you think we would just sit back and say yeah ok!! no problem! LMAO.
LMAO, yeah no CH worshiper has ever made the "its just around the corner" claims! 🤣🤣🤣
Something something AFRICA!! LMAO, ADA shills are hilarious.
Trump bullshits everyone. "I'm good with it, vote for me" LMAO ... does anyone really believe this guy... jfc he's so blatantly pandering and desperate...
> If he burns the establishment to the ground, I will have succeeded in my protest vote He was the establishment for 4 years and what does he have to show for it? Not even that fucking stupid wall LMAO Your "protest vote" won't work this time, just like it didn't work the first time.
mfs downvoting you with bots LMAO
> ICP for example LMAO They're useless, *except for MY BAG of an absolute shitcoin*
I wonder if I’ll get my $500 usd back I made an account and transferred $500 less than 7 days before they shut down LMAO On the bright side, made $6k shorting FTT at the same time
In other words, you're purely speculating... LMAO
Unluckily\* The whole world will be fucked 100x more. LMAO
LMAO this is like saying I've seen these flying machines going overhead in the city that I live in can anybody help with a quick guide on building one of these things?
Satoshi might just be playing God on us LMAO
Ring leaders and replaceable minions LMAO. Problem is I'm back in circles. If not that, what project/community do I look to get involved in? If not reddit, what community to go to for advice? Lastly, if I am stretching too much above my weight class, what do you recommend I do as of right now? As I replied to others, I like something hands on and practical as I learn that way the best.
LMAO news flash... The only rights that exist are the ones that can be enforced either by yourself or someone else... You should be grateful for the level of privacy you already have... At least its not China. You need to wake up.
LMAO LMAO you can do what you want to do. Share your buys or hide your buys regardless you will have to protect your bag and know when to sell it.
My friend accidently sent me 250k in coin LMAO he called and juat said uhhhhhh i made a mistake. Said he was surprised i gave it all back hahaha poor dude was trying to move shit around to liquidate enough for a new busienss venture and almkst got fucked
LMAO, since when do asset managers know sweet FA about blockchains, this dude is embarrassing himself
Seems like "the hardest money you can ever get" is only worth %10 of their profit. LMAO. Why is their profit on Bitcoin products not already in Bitcoin anyway?
LMAO!!!!!! I would think this is fake, except it literally happened to me yesterday! A friend asked me the time, and I responded it was a quarter to nine. Then she said with a completely serious face that she didn't know what that meant! Apparently she was never taught. 😂
Listen to yourself LMAO stop pretending like i’m stating it as analytical fact.
So, about two weeks ago, I bought a new shitcoin on Solana. To no one’s surprise, it got rugpulled. Then the community took over the coin. I sold a few days later at break-even because I didn’t think this coin would move beyond that point. Guess what? It just did 300x from the last time I sold LMAO fuck
I criticised this thread [and got downvoted for it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1arpdt7/comment/kql5uo7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button). As we sit here flirting with $50k, remember that there's meant to be whales out there 'begging' for Bitcoin at sub $100k. LMAO. This is why you never listen to 'influencers' on X, or here, or anywhere else.
People who aren't new know this isn't Even the drop LMAO
Their instructions… to send them more money? LMAO
Imagine seeing the price of btc go down to 57k and then selling LMAO
> buy btc LMAO. I wonder how bitcoin rose.
LMAO to everyone who thinks this is the dip. Not even close, we have a long ways to go, buckle up. We have a huge buying opportunity coming up.
I was buying all throughout 2022. LMAO at the freakouts over this minor league volatility.
LMAO, Man you really shouldn't play with crypto, you obviously can't afford it You have much deeper issues
because it happened in literally minutes? LMAO.
Why are you complaining about like a 1% drop from your initial investment. LMAO.
I'm buying weights to train at home, and I don't want all the women to find out where I live and swarm my place knowing I'm getting fit as fuck LMAO
LMAO how you think its not the Chinese CBDC Yuan that takes over? Dollar reserve status is based upon domination in trade....something the USA once had but does not have anymore- China does. Bitcoin is NOT used for international trade settlements. Increasingly the Chinese Yuan is...and their CBDC is specifically designed to increase the international use of the Yuan.
LMAO people have been downvoting this post like crazy, check the comment to upvote ratio, bunch of envious haters $HEGE is here to stay. https://preview.redd.it/3upkyh00o4xc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a15c5ea0d3ef5ba70cf0b6979d6d34491df5cb1e
LMAO what a scam. Fake af number of bought bot upvotes. Token launch date already delayed at least once based on Twitter post history. Then, here's the account address on his site: [https://solscan.io/account/87E5FKGv2upmWKi6BReabm1ZbSruNJAZLKdHaY58RpwQ#portfolio](https://solscan.io/account/87E5FKGv2upmWKi6BReabm1ZbSruNJAZLKdHaY58RpwQ#portfolio) Which leads to the following AIC token address: [https://solscan.io/token/Hx6biqYdgaLSGAtESYmzCSmr3GWZ9krU1PdFNV18NBNG#holders](https://solscan.io/token/Hx6biqYdgaLSGAtESYmzCSmr3GWZ9krU1PdFNV18NBNG#holders) Clown claims on his site there will be 100M token supply when Solscan says 1B. Less than 2 days before airdrop sales end and the guy holds over 99% of supplies. Don't get scammed bois. This one's mad clown, not even trying.
LMAO is this satire?! 🤣🤣🤣
LMAO you just realized how stupid and pathetic your little life is
If you were really going to see how much money you were flushing down the toilet, then they did you a favor. LMAO
Yeah you haven't got a clue... read the first paragraph and realised you're just a delusional capitalist. 1. Once your initial investment has been recouped your equity is no longer at risk... you're broke even... its your profit that's at risk... Which you should be paying yourself back for anyway... the longer you own a profitable business and pay yourself a salary the more this is reinforced... Once you as an individual are net positive you can't claim your initial investment is at risk... 2. Business' go bankrupt, people don't, your company is an LLC you can declare bankruptcy and still keep your personal assets and house and family etc in tact if you bungle your business up so bad you go bankrupt. Start a new business, get a job, IDK shit happens. 3. One of the most successful companies to work for in the UK is the John Lewis partnership that operates exactly on that principle, Its an employee owned company. If you can't comprehend that every cog in your machine is required to operate successfully and therefore should be oiled just the same every year come service time then you don't deserve to have a successful business with hard working employee's. Sorry to break it to you mate but you're the problem not the solution. I might not be able to contribute beyond this because I'm from the UK so I'm not familiar with US tax systems... Not to mention my solution for the last paragraph was mentioned in my first post... Allow unrealised losses on CGT to be carried over the same way the unrealised profits are taxed... its a headache for book keepers an accountants but It would allow you to offset losses in one area against the increases in others all without having to buy and sell... swings and roundabouts... You literally didn't supply any solutions after I asked what you suggest other than what Flatten the tax code.... LMAO that would just wreck the lower income class even further... you know the one that is now earning roughly 5x less now on average than people were 50-60 years ago... You sound like a proper smooth-brain conservative mate.
> Not really. Assuming you have a basket of alts, collectively, they will start to outperform Bitcoin in the next few months. LMAO, what have you been smoking? Almost all alts die cycle to cycle. An no, you picks are not *different*
LMAO. Literally everyone who owns crypto 🤣
LMAO I look forward to the BIP
LMAO 🤣. Best comment I’ve read all year.
LMAO. I could never be just 1 corn holer either
Talk about projecting, trying to dismiss golds 5000 year value as an asset is pure denial On top of that how much $ you manage? Boomers at Blackrock managing $10 trillion get it so stay in your lane, it’s been 15 years get it or shut it LMAO https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/s/vVn70lHh31
LMAO yall dont wanna give a sinking business your money
LMAO. "Naw, I don't trust Bitcoin, but let me buy up a borderline unsuccessful company that later pivoted to just hodling Bitcoin as a revenue stream"
LMAO You didn’t get hacked or even malicious contract-ed You gave away your seed phrase
LMAO. Unexplainable Store is a binaural beats online store that rebranded and now goes by the name Brainwavehz. I was into that shit back then, but it was all probably a placebo. Wish for Love is a novel written by a client of my company back then.
LMAO ICP followed by Monero followed by fucking **WORLDCOIN,** the eye ~~scam~~ scan garbage thing. ​ Ridiculous
You think they care about your stack HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO. good one.
You really live in your own bubble lol. It's like a guy in his 60s trying to tell a 18yr old kid about computers from what they read from books 😭 Crypto moves fast. Books really? LMAO
>I understand you don't have that skill and don't have the balls for it so it's best for you hold BTC. It wouldn't surprise me if you just bought a BTC ETF LMAO. I don't own ETF. I own actual Bitcoin in a hardware wallet > You're right I don't have 10-100x problems because of my 10-100x investments lol. Comring from a winner with 10,000 losers. >You need to learn how math works lol. Imagine learning math from a gambler.
LMAO @ "aping into vaporware @ the top of GODCANDLES" 🤣
>safer than self custody LMAO this is the fool that'll be raging on twitter after the 2027 bankrupycy wave.
LMAO love to see the comments aging like milk in 13 fucking hours
Oh boy, 60k is resisting but it will break eventually. Hope y’all have some rope LMAO
Bum bro really trying to fool you all saying he bought at 0,005 LMAO
On crypto since ltc and you fell for "let me fix your wallet" LMAO sorry but that's having 0 knowledge on blockchain tech.
LMAO and you guys wonder why you’re compared to XRP.
Bro, Justin Sun LMAO. Tron is the ultimate shit coin, got TRON'D in the ass a few times back in the day, I trust that guy as much as I trust a screen door on a submarine
LMAO every alt just follows the BTC movement. I guess the market is just warry of BTC halving
LMAO. You might not be a UFC fan, but the gloves that Max Holloway used to knock out Gaethje last night is ABSOLUTELY something millions of people would want. durrrrr
LMAO in war economy interest rates go to 0. What do you think will happen then.
LMAO this is why I love this sub!
Went long on a shit meme coin, LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
ONE, LUNA, "a litte bit of MATIC" LMAO....