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10k Dollars to my name and nothing else (26M)
Poops on Tesla: You’ll Have to Wipe Dead Bugs and Bird Poop off Your Angular Tesla Vehicle ASAP to Avoid Corrosion
Fisker Could Double or Triple with positive news - I think we are at or near the bottom.
FSR - Fisker Could Double or Triple with positive news - I think we are at or near the bottom.
Is it worth anymore investing into these stocks?
Newbie entered Market during 2021 growth frenzy and holding bag.
NFA, I'm damn near ⛽ WGMI 🚀 : Gambling on Appproval of Spot Bitcoin ETFs end of Jan24; WGMI being a front runner and posing ~25-50% upside
Arizona, Maryland, California, Massachusetts - Why Big Cannabis MSOs Are Closing Up Shop ASAP in Major States!
Need Help ASAP Robinhoods Login Screen Am I Being Redirected?
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO THE SHORT SQUEEZE FAM!
$ABVC, 2.3M float, 43% short, good news just released
About to turn 18, need some investment ideas to get my money up ASAP before I move out of home for university.
Tips on saving/investing for a 16 year old in high school?
Should people pay off a mortgage ASAP when fixed rates mortgages equal the average annual stock market returns since it's a guaranteed rate of return?
Penny stocks to purge from your portfolio ASAP
Why do businessmen waste diddy daddlying around with fun stuff when they meet people they want to have a business deal with instead of getting straight to the point? Why spend so much time say playing golf or exploring a museum instead of just negotiating in a private office or meeting room ASAP?
Unity's going down faster than the Hindenburg being attacked by 10,000 angry game devs with ground to air missiles and flame throwers.
Should I exit Intel as soon as it reaches my break even price?
Unity,competitor to Unreal Engine, just broke many laws including anti trust as they piss off their dev base charging em money.
It’s a constant back and forth for me on this.
Anyone held custody of private investments in IRA/Roth?
What to do with existing IRA funds before I start doing backdoor conversions in the future
Huge cyberattacks lately, can Tego Cyber solve this or who can???
Need some insight on Stack Capital
There is a possibility that room temperature superconductor was invented, containing Lead metal (among others)
(NASDAQ: WISA) pending accretive, AI-enabled acquisition. 3.6M float and volume is increasing w/stock starting to move now.
Have y’all tried just betting (sorry, investing) against your best judgements? (Compulsory LOL)
Anyone ever have some travel planning mishaps?
Are all large companies trading at 2 times to 3 times their intrinsic value rn?
[M25] International Student in the US - How to prepare to move assets overseas
Solution to Naked Short Selling: Treat Proceeds from Naked Shorts as Trust Funds (Under the tax definition)
**An Exciting Opportunity: Why NOW Is the Time to Buy Magellan Midstream Partners (MMP)**
IMGN short squeezing on news. 25 million shorts
$SMFL Smart for Life Launches Proprietary New Line of High Protein Ice Cream
Natural Gas prices set to rise up from here. Bottom is in
$ATLX ( Atlas Lithium Corp) is a shameless pump and dump scam!
[DD] 😱 Google Panicking Puts itself in Catastrophic Position 📉💥
$HUBC: Folks get in on this ASAP. Massive short squeeze brewing here.
Looking for an exit price: When will you sell Alphabet?
$HUBC has massive potential and management is signaling a path to multi $
Wall Street Newsletter S02E08: No one saw it coming ( Season Finale )
Now I am even more worried. Congress needs to show leadership and raise the debt ceiling.
$KAL Will squeeze this week! already in motion
The delightful professionals of r/wallstreetbets posted a loss of $6.6M in Jan 2023
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People here will always tell you not to try to time the market. Just invest ASAP.
How does FSD handle edge cases? Example in theory it should know from previous teslas that a cop is a head, road hazard/pot hole is ahead from previous cars driving. Yet it doesn’t. Or how does it handle a ball crossing the street. A normal driver will slow down ASAP as it means a kid might run out. Unlimited cases that will come up as masses use it
it should all be just reported ASAP.
Billionaires will get foreign citizenship ASAP if this passes. Why invest in the American stock market if it has to do twice as well as a foreign market to return the same after tax gain?
You need to cancel those ASAP, and invest some TIME into learning and not MONEY when you have zero idea how options even function.
Stocks would be the best asset to hold after a black swan because the governments would declare an emergency and the central banks would immediately prop up stock prices ASAP
Reddit needs NVDA CHIPS ASAP 
I admit I'm cynical. That being said, I think all this delay may be one of 3 things. 1. Political as you stated. Don't want to give what may seem as a "win" for Democrats. Or will re-schdule closer to the Presidential election. 2. Corruption to keep it scheduled as is. 3. Personal beliefs of those in the DEA to keep it scheduled as is. "Reefer madness" and all that. Again, I'm cynical so I hope I am very wrong about all this and we get it changed ASAP. Until then I'll slowly keep accumulating shares.
https://preview.redd.it/63vaf5m6fiwc1.png?width=215&format=png&auto=webp&s=95ce0e4af76911c5c877a14ce1e30e696c21d4f5 You're looking at anywhere from $23,000+ - $44,000 on your $1,500 yolo play on META sir. Well played and hope you get to fix your house (: P.S. DO NOT BE REGARDED AND SELL ASAP at open...
Zuck needs to drink a bottle cap full of ketamine ASAP
SHITsla up 10% and it didnt move my QQQs at all shitSLA is irrelevant for SPY/QQQ, needs to dropped ASAP!
I think once it's in the IRA rollover you have more investment flexibility there vs. transferring it back into a company held retirement account - if that's what you mean by the TDF she currently invests in. The only benefit of doing is not to lose track of the rollover account but so long as you invest those funds and remember you have it then no reason to move it again. Remember to invest those funds ASAP. Its sometimes easy to forget to do. It is interesting that they rolled it over without her asking though TBH.
Do whichever makes the most money for the least risk. That is almost always close for a profit ASAP. A sure profit now is almost always worth more than maybe more profit later, particularly if there is still risk of losing the entire profit and all of your original capital also. * [Risk to reward ratios change: a reason for early exit (redtexture)](https://www.reddit.com/r/options/wiki/faq/pages/risk_reward_and_exits)
i was up $548 in profits this morning on Spy but like a Regard I didn't sell and I had to scramble to get back my lost $300 from Spy hard fall and then some. regard lesson lesson learned is to sell ASAP when in good profits and send profits to bank. [https://imgur.com/a/Obz9gI6](https://imgur.com/a/Obz9gI6)
Robinhood needs to incorporate sound effects with each candle on the level 2 chart depending on the positions held by the account ASAP. Moans, groans, fog horns, squeaky clown nose etc etc.
Who had Tesla calls? Im so proud of you, but please take profit if they expire this week ASAP
lol I think I have 1 more heloc I can take. Look I will be adding to this short tomorrow ASAP. It's not Musk and Elon are a great company it's just not at this price level. I turn to a full Tesla Bull at 125 - 100 range.
If i know anything about Elon pumps, he's planning on selling stock ASAP.
Almost at my profit taking. Need NVDA $825 to get out ASAP
Everybody getting a free 5% is stimulating the economy....FED needs to cut rates ASAP
Trump owes half a billion dollars. Broke Donny is gonna cash out ASAP and this POS is gonna tank because he has legal fees he can't even afford right now. If it runs I'll buy even more puts. There is no chance the SEC doesn't get involved as well when a company with a negative 38 P/E ratio is posting massive manipulated market caps for long periods of time. Possibly leading to more fines that broke Don has to pay for that he already can't afford. This stock will see zero before mid 2025.
Sell it ASAP and you'll make a few bucks
You mind pointing me in the right direction? I need to talk to the manager ASAP.
The Pleiadians need to land ASAP and save the market.
> If I can piggyback on this, why is it that most trades happen only in first or last hour of the day? Always wondered that During times where the market's liquid (middle of the day), prices tend to be fair. * If your algorithm notices something not fairly priced in the middle of the night, you want to profit from it ASAP before other humans notice the same thing (and especially before journalists publish it). * If your algorithm predicts something (say, a new war) not already priced into a stock might happen overnight, you want to keep watching that developing news until the last possible second.
Dang you really need Epstein alive in this scenario. But anyway go through his stuff ASAP and look for his contacts. Make some calls , pretend to be him. Have other rich people wire you 250k by using fear?
There's a lot to unpack here, but let me just start by reminding you this is a stock / options trading forum. Now that's out of the way, please take a photo of your anus and send it directly to the mod team. They will advise ASAP.
Listen, all I know is we need to get this shit sorted out ASAP, where else can we post culturally important art [like this?](https://www.tiktok.com/@regardedrecords/video/7360302007837642014)
Open and account on Nexo, deposit and put it on 18% Arp. ASAP
I agree with you. A lot of negative news is already priced into the market right now and all it takes is one good news/ good earnings before the market starts to pop. You should close any puts ASAP before you get crushed.
I have done a technical analysis of your options trading, please remit payment for this fundamental investigation ASAP https://preview.redd.it/khhqc8wozkvc1.png?width=444&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8fe14b95eaa6853c5c1f9432aacbf57206d0f1c
wrt SVB Thiel only did what anyone who wasn't a moron should have been doing at that point: getting his money, and the money of people he was exposed to out of a failing bank ASAP.
Dude is up over 8000% on that 800p alone. OP SELL AND POST THE GAINS ASAP HOLY SHIT.
Won't happen! Close the trade ASAP.
It is obvious they are manipulating tf out of this thing to keep the price where it is. The only reason this thing exists is so Trump and co. can dump it ASAP and make money.
TSM factory needs to be fucking bombed by China ASAP
Crazy these are still worth .11, you should sell ASAP
TSLA imma need you to go back to 149 so i can dump these spreads ASAP, pls n thx
> Yep, disproves the court finding. I never realized that corporate press releases carry that much weight. This means that every single corporation, every single CEO and any upper management that has ever been convicted of a crime has been innocent! We need to get Enron and Theranos and so many others back into business, ASAP!!!
I’m buying my puts before market open so they go through ASAP
Yep, people act like debt is bad... but if someone offered to loan you a billion dollars at 1% interest, you'd be fucking stupid to not take it as long as you have the discretion of what to use it on Meanwhile, you do NOT want to be racking up credit card debt at 20%+, pay that shit off ASAP Similarly, paying off shit like low-interest student/home/car loans early is dumb AF unless there is a pressing reason to do so
Need everyone to sign up for Netflix ASAP!!
if POW had any integrity hed pump the market ASAP, lets do stimmy again
So revenues are up only 8 percent something, yet the stock went up like 60 percent ish over the past year. And people expect this shit to moon to the sky? Dw, I was once a regarded bol had $170 4/19 calls like 2 months ago and sold that shit ASAP. 
Fun fact, this is literally just money laundering in plain sight. Trump will cash-out ASAP and the company will die.
Nothing about this company and its stock price makes ANY sense other than Trump's desire to make a quick buck. The entire intention was to get the stock trading and holding enough value so he could sell ASAP and get some quick money. That's it. Nothing more. If they tried to sell to a private buyer, the company's value would be somewhere between $0-$10m $5b is just beyond crazy.
I’m an idiot and often have to find a gas station ASAP. I don’t plan well sometimes.
HYSA like everyone else said. My personal choice is SPAXX at Fidelity which is as good as cash and pays 5% or so. There are plenty of online banks and local CU that'll give you good rates. And pay off debts ASAP.
or invest 33.3% ASAP, then dollar cost average 33.3% weekly for 6 months, then try to time the market with your remaining 33.4%. or How do you feel about roulette?
or invest 33.3% ASAP, then dollar cost average 33.3% weekly for 6 months, then try to time the market with your remaining 33.4%. or How do you feel about roulette?
or invest 33.3% ASAP, then dollar cost average 33.3% weekly for 6 months, then try to time the market with your remaining 33.4%. or How do you feel about roulette?
or invest 33.3% ASAP, then dollar cost average 33.3% weekly for 6 months, then try to time the market with your remaining 33.4%. or How do you feel about roulette?
DJT to $0.00 ASAP please.
Today was not a day to hold 0DTEs any longer than 15 minutes, lol. Fuck future profits, get yours ASAP, you can always buy back in.
That credit card debt is ridiculous, you need to figure out how that happened and change your spending/budget/income ASAP to avoid it happening again. After realtor fees you're looking at 228k profit, after paying off the CC debt that's 188k remaining. I think the best move is option D, but instead of a CD or MM buy into total market index funds instead and forget about that money until retirement. Or better yet, try to live off some of that money while contributing the absolute maximum you're allowed into tax-advantaged retirement accounts (Roth IRA, 401k, etc). Buying a new house would likely make you house poor at the current prices/rates and at your combined income.
Under $10 by next week? You bet those SPAC investors want out ASAP.
The last days are bullish for AI. Humans are too stupid so AI has to take over ASAP
He's been on a "bender" ever since Grimes dumped him. He needs a hot girlfriend ASAP, for the sake of all of us here on planet Earth.
Yes please do that ASAP Elon.
Need a +3% day on NVDA ASAP
I need Netanyahu and Khamenei to shake hands and exchange mangas ASAP
They need to auction those cancer bonds out ASAP, if this keep going up the only end for us is bankrupcy
I gotta gtfo out of Boeing ASAP,
I agree with the company on Private Equity..and if your company ever gets bought out by a Private Equity firm, start looking for a new job ASAP
I bought in presplit at $13 got out at $75 just before it crashed, that one day and that was it it was over. People who don't get out ASAP will be bagholders the company
So much of the "pay off your mortgage ASAP!!!" mentality seems to be leftovers from a pre-2008 time. With high insurance and property taxes, we never really own it anyway. Paying off my mortgage would remove $1k a month while leaving $800 a month (and growing) in tax and insurance. Exception: ARM loans. Pay off or refinance those nasty bastards.
Bullish AF that Israel and America spread some freedom ASAP. If you think otherwise you are a commie cuck. Do you really want to take a round house kick to the face from someone wearing pants like these?
DJT at $20 by the end of the week. His trial on Monday won't help his stock. His supporters will be contributing directly to his campaign so he can access $$$ ASAP.
As others said, the stock price will drop by the dividend the next day. It's not so obvious with equities because there's a lot of subjectivity in their price action, but look at a tbill ETF like SGOV and its really obvious. Always buying shares before the ex-div date will generally increase your taxable dividends and decrease your taxable capital gains, though. I guess that can matter depending on your tax situation, but investing ASAP will generally give you the most returns.
Go see a fiduciary estate planner ASAP and don't take advice from the internet... They can objectively evaluate your situation and goals and set up a plan for reaching them within your risk tolerance....
The FED should cut rates because rate hikes are not working and they are only hurting working class people. Let’s be real the only way rate hikes work to lower prices is if they cause an inflation and kill demand. Unemployment levels at at historic lows so people are going to continue to buy things they only way to stop that is to dramatically increase interest rates like Volcker did to throw the economy in a recession. If this happen the government would then do stimulus measure though or some kind of bailout for the people and businesses. Higher prices are here to stay until we can first reduce our dependence on oil because that drives inflation across the board and it’s a reason why inflation has been sticky the past few reports ( along with beef). We also need to fix our supply chains and build more in America the Inflation Reduction Act does this with clean energy( also reducing oil demand), the Chips Act will help in many ways, and lastly the Infrastructure Bill will improve the supply chain. These investments will take time though. We also have to encourage competition too much consolidation has allowed companies to take advantage of their market share and pass way too much onto the consumer. In an ideal capitalist economy when one business raises prices another will lower to grab market share, that doesn’t happen when a few companies control entire industries. Housing prices are also too high simply because we stopped building after the 2008 financial crisis, we are millions of homes short and it’s driving up prices along with corporations buying homes. Local and state governments need to change zoning laws to allow for more housing and the federal government needs to incentivize affordable housing construction. More public housing would be great. Higher interest rates and the thought of a possible cut is not helping construction on homes, it is not going to lower the price of food, it will not lower healthcare or auto insurance, etc. If I was Biden I would push Powell to cut ASAP even if it is just one quickly in March or July before the election. A .5 cut seems completely reasonable. Rates should be at around 4.5% currently. The FED has gotten inflation completely wrong.
In jan, this stock will be over... Come the end of the lock up, and trump's partners will be selling at market ASAP, it will just be who starts selling first. A real life prisoner's dilemma, only one of them is a cheater and liar.
Dear Mr. Dimon, your stock seems to be broken. Please fix ASAP
id get out ASAP these guys wont make it. not a good investment. they losing money management is not interested in making money they want to throw more money... because it is not their money.
Bears, I would like 3 orders of extra large green fries and an extra large green burger. ASAP, get your ass on the grill. 
Nearly always. Only time ill wait past 50%, is if it has gone really slow (delta battling theta, then a reversal) then ill wait out another 25% if i think that will come faster than the profits. Im selling time, so i consider the rate of profit a lot. Its also insurance though, so going risk off ASAP is ideal.
I lost 90% today and I need to make it back ASAP, anyone got a good YOLO 0dte for tomorrow for 10x gains?
Oh, and no ‘maybe.’ People who do shit like this are gone ASAP, sometimes to prison, is they leak PII or pre-release data. Journalists, like everyone, are limited in the scope of their knowledge.
Don't worry u will be hired by the gov, send in ur resume ASAP they will hire anyone. Remember to specify u want to be in the DMV, low work load good pension benefits
we need to fire SIMON ASAP. He deserves negative salary!
I need $smci to announce a split ASAP
This gets even more comical when you remember that Australia taxes short term gains like taxable income. They have a bracket system, where income at different brackets is taxed in different rates. But basically, AUSs top bracket is everything north of 180K in income at 45%. In order to get to 5 mil or 10 mil in 10 years, you're going to need to be above that pretty much ASAP, so the average tax paid is going to trend closer and closer to that 45% as the numbers climb. Basically making the following assumptions. OP is starting Y1 with 500 dollars. OP is depositing 20000 at the last day of Y1 (not realistic, but it's the worst case) OP is leaving all money in the investment scheme/brokerage account. OP has no other income or applicable tax breaks beyond the 20000K and whatever is earned via investing OP is going to withdraw all the money at the end of Y10. I found with a bit of spreadsheet work that they'd need an average rate of 109% over the 10 year period to get that 5 million they want. 137% if they want that 10 million. If anybody has a method to achieve this, let me know so I can update these sheets.... For OP of course.
NVDA needs to announce a fake robotaxi ASAP
Before the nut, i wanna do dirty things like lick my gf's slimy ass crack while she pees on my face After the nut, im like what filth is this i need mouthwash and a shower ASAP Post nut clarity be bad mayne 
I hate to say it but “this time may be different” With labor/ part shortages due the pandemic many airlines cyclical upgrade cycle was delayed resulting in Airbus being completely underwater trying to fill orders, the back log stretches to what, 2030? I last heard? Not to mention this current gen Airbus has sizable improvements to efficiency that a lot of aging airlines want to take advantage of ASAP. And who just so happens to have the youngest fleet of Airbuses owned/leased? Spirit Airlines. I do think someone else will take a stab at trying to buy them out. Sooner rather than later
Trump owns a huge stake in this and believe me he would love to liquidate ASAP especially since he is under financial distress with all of the legal cases costing him millions daily. What's preventing him from doing so? There is a lockup period currently in place, however the MAGA aligned board can vote to eliminate this barrier at any time. Fundamentally the company is way overvalued based on financials and impressions a month. It's losing 50 million a year and I doubt it will gain much traction outside of the MAGA cult.
You are playing with fire not having insurance. Get insured ASAP. You shouldn’t be comparing premiums vs what it costs to pay out of pocket for check ups. What happens if you have an accident or get really sick? Out of pocket maximums ensure there is a cap on those big events, you could be on the hook for hundred of thousands of dollars if you have one of these major events. Health care premiums from your paycheck also lower your taxable income. HSAs are basically a tax free investment account to pay for medical expenses when you get older. It also essentially turns into a traditional IRA at age 65 if you don’t have enough medical costs to use up the HSA. Also not only do HSA contributions lower your taxable income, you don’t pay FICA tax on those contributions.
It's always the earliest investment that compounds and grows the most. The dilemma is that your earnings are likely the lowest during your early career. Hence the frequently quoted saying from Munger about the first 100k. It's not that it's a magic number but you need to get the ball rolling and have that first chunk of investment saved up ASAP and let it work for you.
If WH-coordinated, Tuesday-Thursday for max news coverage. I saw some Wednesday and Friday DEA news releases related to prior events. But keep in mind that bc of 4/20 anticipation plus leaks, and because of the double catalyst of SAFER, it may make more sense to buy 4/26 or May calls ASAP. Higher strikes pay much better.
assert domination ASAP. I'd pee on him while maintaining eye contact the entire pee. Empty your whole balls out...
You guys need to learn your abbreviations as ASAP as possible!
Yeah, this "news" is oldddd news. Shorts are not counting on him bailing ASAP. They are counting on this bleeding out naturally. I have Jan 26 leap puts and have a long time to wait.
Pfew, for a second there I thought you would sell Tilray Brands if excise tax cuts don’t pass this time. Great future for them and fully expect catalysts to unwind in our favor, whether it’s ASAP or over next few years.
Thank you for reaffirming my theory that I need to buy a Infiniti Q50 ASAP